Spencer

goop apologist

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My resume skill section? Perfect Southern Manners and Star Quality

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addicted to putting my hand in my pocket

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Getting no likes on a post is aristocratic

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At Moynihan Hall making Enemies

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Like I literally just woke up today and said…hair…but shorter…on the forehead

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It’s so crazy that I’m the first girl ever in the world to get bangs

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When I was 24 even when I looked like shit strangers on the street would be so horny for me but now that I am 28 it’s like I have to look particularly good to be ogled by strangers and I think that’s actually SO FUN AND COOL ACTUALLY

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as a member of the coaster community, I will not be making a statement at this time

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Being so Pitchfork Magazine (crying to the Decemberists on public transit)

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I'm better than you because I make my bed

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microdosing happiness (cleaning my hair brush)

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being subversive in my sweatshirt

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boys must get soooo happy when someone takes a photo of them holding a baby where they look hot to use as fodder on hinge

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love her though 🕵️‍♀️

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I could be a spy but I'm actually too avoidant

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I said well I am already really good at that one actually

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"Cool Girl Poses for Insta" (unironic)

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in the mood for someone to be sooooo nice to me

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this is exactly what the weather was like on 9/11 I bet

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being a girl boss on facebook market place

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I made a new friend in my dream last night