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i came here to shitpost and i'm all out of post. they/them

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some pathetic weak ass man just had the gall to ask if I'd shave my legs for him. never experienced this in my 15 years razor-free. I'm astounded by the audacity.

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@Haze_1408 @isaywe @JaneDashley oh shit sorry. I didnt realize you were sitting on the cure for the deadliest mental illness. you should publish your research!

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@Haze_1408 @isaywe @JaneDashley no, its callous & cruel. you should be more thankful that you've never suffered from an ED and learn to be better bc someone you know surely does.

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@Commie_Clown I always see men on reddit be like "I dont care if she has a past, but if it's more than 8, im uncomfortable."

like bro....

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tinder match who "feels awkward asking questions" and wants "conversation to flow naturally"

????

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@Squatch72599967 if you're watching one guy, you're admiring his body & pleasure. if you're watching gay porn, idk.... its more just like "hey these humans are fuckin & that's hot"

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@Squatch72599967 your wife is right on this one

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help!! im looking to submit poetry for publication. would anyone be willing to read through a handful and tell me which are best or provide other feedback?

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the wifi is out and @NaloxoneProphet has hidden the router 😫😫😫

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Im working on a family heritage project and all ive learned is that my family committed a lot of murder

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wife murder, drunken lumberjack shot in the chest by his cousin, wife murder, suspicious death of wife

[sabunny @mama_moons]

does anyone want to fall in love with me without building up an ideal narrative in their head or having an unhealthy perception of women as people and do this genuinely or am i cooked

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going to a regional burn with a date i met last week and the young OF model he's in love with. this is going to be an interesting weekend.

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hike

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if you're gonna take roids, don't be ashamed of it. biohack that body, king. tell me the deets.

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im having dinner with the resort owner and he's probably going to extend my stay :)

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I underestimated how many moms I would fuck

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im bout to fuck so many dads

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

after you stop shaving your legs it’s like why would i ever do this

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im fitting in so well here that I may be invited back to work the event and stay for free!!!