g.g. ellen

no dont try to produce the real in a system of death, or rather of anticipated resurrection that no longer even gives the event of death a chance ur so sexy aha

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

welcome bröther

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

maybe im just built different 💪🤷

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

anybody else ever walk up to a urinal in a crowded bathroom, take ur nuts out of ur fly, piss your pants, shake ur nuts, put em away, wash ur hands, leave

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

turns out Invoke-Command will work in parallel by default if passed multiple computers, and with the -AsJob flag and PSSessions, you can throttle the number of simultaneous executions

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

anybody know an easy to implement way of multithreading in powershell 5
like foreach-object -parallel {...} or start-threadjob
tryna do some remote downloads in parallel

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

i guess i could rewrite the logic such that there is no iteration and invoke-command will execute in parallel by default
but i like my try-catch blocks 😭

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

My son came to me in tears today and said “dad why did Angel Reese do that to Caitlin Clark? Women are supposed to build each other up not tear each other down. I can never again watch women’s bas-” and before he could finish I powerbombed him through the coffee table

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

my man is getting sued for a quarter of a trillion dollars for a market manipulation based pump and dump and what does he do? manipulate the same coin price again and use his black box control of the application to generate content obscuring evidence and news of the case

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Pointed and Round (Spitz und Rund), by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925, 📸 by Joe Murphy

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

@spicytabasco black liquorice/anise flavor gang
there are dozens of us! DOZENS!!

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

i feel like more shit should have fennel in it

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

man turns out wheels/tires are brain aneurism of being anywhere 0-15ft off the ground
minding your own business and BAM ko'ed by a firestone

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

yeah, its short for "i very publicly fired most of the twitter workforce and sure enough can no longer support a proper dev cycle or stay ahead of bad actors"

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Spam campaigns are advanced AI.

[g.g. ellen @thotgeist69]

softer than baby shit

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

J.T. Realmuto got thrown out of the game for... this?