manic pixie nightmare

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*at job interview*
Boss person: so what're your hobbies and interests?

Me:

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If you were gonna eat a Reuben...

[not all geminis @notallgeminis]

Water signs are so mad that Stevie Nicks is a Gemini

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*throws away the mixtapes I've saved for 10 years*

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Def gonna be one of those days where my brain tells me all day about how much everyone actually fucking hates me yay

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Oh, you have anxiety? Name 5 friends who secretly hate you

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Feeling deeply fucking anxious today

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Ya shouldn't've spilled your beans

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When you go on a deep dive after a conversation at work about dial up dubstep and end up here

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https://t.co/49qFgtpQ7g

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Wore a shit ton of glitter once for Halloween. How long will I find it in my sheets, bathroom, hair, every crevice and every place I go?

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Watching Paul Rudd run around in a diaper is p cool

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I wasn't gonna do a costume for mochi this year because she's not a big fan of outfits, but I found some non-fussy costumes for her on https://t.co/H0D6BGBAcl and I am honestly so excited for them to get here! She gone look so cuteee

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@shellhoskins Sameee

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@JoelJHunter Plz send to me asap

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In my professional, opinion all vitamins should be eaten as gummies.

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@merskawski My dog thinks she's a cat 😂

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What's a good substitute for love and affection?

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How do I sell pics of my feet? #AskingForAFriend

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@SiarraMoskal Like if they were eating I could understand, but like people just be walking around making gross mouth noises

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I fucking hate when people make like clicks and slurping noises with their mouths. It gives me some kind of sensory overload and triggers me so deeply I wanna fuckin reee. So fucking disgusting and horrible way worse than nails on a chalkboard.