Dylan L 🐀

now on Blue sky
Muppet energy. DC transplant.

[Dylan L 🐀 @thoughtlesspuns]

@cmclymer @SenAmandaChase Weed isn't funny. A couple jazz fiends got my cousin addicted to the devil's lettuce. She was injecting marijuana at a music festival while pregnant, eight months later gave birth to a fish baby. Had to buy a big tank for it, almost bankrupted them. Still think it's harmless?

[Dylan L 🐀 @thoughtlesspuns]

heading to Bluesky!
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this is a super helpful extension to migrate your following from twitter https://t.co/hjrh9kmKXq

[Dylan L 🐀 @thoughtlesspuns]

@washingtonian

[Kittenfish💖 @Kittenfish817]

There’s a futurama about this scenario

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

disposable income

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

95% of civilians killed since 1948 have been palestinian and that includes civilians killed since oct 7

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

10 month old baby. As in: a child born into war, whose only experience of life is war, becoming paralyzed from war. Life itself defined by war, and now suspended by war.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Who is killing them?

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

This is UN satellite data. As many Israeli soldiers and political leaders have openly said, the goal is to make sure people in Gaza have nothing left to return to.

This is not a war "against Hamas."

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

Have a succulent Chinese meal up there for us, king 😢

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

BREAKING: Tricolour to be flown at half-mast in honour of 'Democracy Manifest Man'

[IGN @IGN]

Jack Karlson, the man made famous for his arrest while enjoying a Succulent Chinese Meal, has died. He was 82.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

So then me and my buddies killed ET with hammers

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

#TeamOrca

[concrete halloween @prairie__witch]

This came to me in a dream.