lauren

just think

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@beyondf4ke @143spo @lalaoopsydoopsy walmart sells scrubs

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@imfynerthanfyne as he dry begs for pussy

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@supasativa69 @Hellahasass let them get soft in you

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@s0000444 @rosiesrib soup :)

[☥ @rosiesrib]

losing weight during fall and winter is so much easier than summer for some reason

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@bbld0ll @pretty_yunique she has cancer

[lilah @bl4sfemmey]

i remember when i ised to lie about my age on tumblr and a mutual clocked me because we were talking about astrological placements and she connected the dots about my chart and found out i was 16. i asked her if she felt like nancy drew after that and was promptly blocked

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@emmasommerz @statictheory sadly no it is not

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life

[frank castles wife @inyourloveland]

zendaya did the whole press tour for the drama and managed to never confirm tom was let out of the house for 3 minutes and he’s screaming from the rooftops that he’s mr zendaya

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@Badbud007 people did this shit with letters back in the day. this isn’t new.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

No single woman sees her ex years later and says, “Wow, I lost a great man.” It’s always, “What a bullet I dodged,” and that says more than enough.

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@raqisright @dsonoiki do NOT. never get back with an ex. that’s. humiliation ritual

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@sillskian5 @nikkimarieJPG i agree with nikki but also staycations used to be a thing and could be more possible with this. help new yorkers enjoy hotels, recommend them and then THEY benefit

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@spits420 @mixedgrass666 great point!

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@neverafoe ask them where they’re from. they’re done

[ripsi @bingerestrict]

if you're not fat do not ever get fat

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@desi0re when he’s paying he can pick the colour

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@RavenWitch22 @oogabooga403 @__Bearb__ @JezziiB no baby you’re just fat

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@esther_stan write up a legal document that he has to pay you and have both parties sign first!