Threeish Mobile

We aim to reply as soon as your problem is fixed, tweet us if you can get a data connection. #DanceCustomerDance (PARODY)

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

@MushyPM you’re welcome! We love extra cash for parties after work on a Friday.

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

With every Nexus 6 we’re giving away FREE smoke signal lessons so you can still use your phone when not directly under a mast. #Three

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

This is a detailed map of all the places we’re investing in sorting out congestion:

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

(If you can get a signal)

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Every time you get harassed by Three’s sales team (up to 2 weeks after opting out), send a little email off to [email protected]

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

This is the person responsible for all those insane nuisance calls you get when you sign up to Three:

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Unlike wine, our network gets worse with age. #ThreeeUK

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Three: the amount of minutes it takes to send a message.

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Three: the amount of metres you need to be from a mast to make a call.

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

@ThreeUKSupport HI ROB. ROB ARE YOU READING THIS? ROB? ROOOOBBBBB?

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

@ThreeUKSupport @nicolejadews it’s probably congestion *taps nose* #ThreeeUK

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

You want to use your phone?

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Us VS the consumer http://t.co/dT9Y8OWCRk

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Our CEO when people sign a new contract http://t.co/aNeVtWRhyM

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t condone our use of her gif. She has far higher moral standards than we could ever hope to achieve.

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

“Three, have you considered investing any of your profits back to your consumers?” http://t.co/MKCXnQjVX6

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

“Will the congestion at our mast ever be addressed?” http://t.co/UGtXuvQjQT

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

The amount of fucks we give accurately demonstrated:

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

- @ThreeUKSupport I bet you have to be reminded to dial the number before making a call.

[Threeish Mobile @threeeuk]

We have more money than we could ever possibly spend. We could use some to upgrade the network…

… OR WE COULD JUST ROLL ABOUT IN IT *rolls*