thrillbo

dollar store buddy holly

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@horselythighs accidentally opened twitter and now i'm glad i did bc i saw this & can now give you the Big News that there is/will continue to be an idiot in texas who is rooting for you ❤️

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hey archeologists, what are gonna do once you find all the rest of the pots? idiot

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condoms were invented by balloon companies to sell more balloons

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how bad ass is it that snape;s real name is alan. thats my mom's new boyfriends name

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@horselythighs dang! that’s sweet, i’m okay and i hope you are too ❤️

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it’s time to chew gum and be hard on myself. and i left my gum at home. like a fucking idiot

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@horselythighs hey i love you too!!! let’s be friends on social media that i use sometimes or something

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@COOL_GHOUL_ well i’m a sentient mist now & i can only take corporeal form/tweet once every 10,000 years. just dropped in 2 say ❤️

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@COOL_GHOUL_ one of your tweets was just posted in my group chat so i logged on to say sup yr great

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if you poop in a onesie, you pooped your whole outfit

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@Lunchaballin it's time to d-d-d-do this for two days and get sad/quit again

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could god create a road so narrow that even he couldn't flip a bitch

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boy it's a big world out there, i bet someone has had sex before

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my body is a complex piece of machinery that turns tacos into anxiety

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

It just dawned on me that I had a breakup go so badly he got mad and helped usher in a new era of American fascism over it

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@bambarella i’m very sorry for liking everything you post on fb, it’s just that i really like all of it

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people order martinis “EXTRA dirty” like it’s a cool sex thing but olives are fuckin gross

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oh my god is hair just skin poop