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Originator of Where The Monkey Sleeps. Company Director WtMS ltd. King of the Dinner Ladies. Failed Comic Book Artist.

[James Harris @JamesHarrisNow]

Just watched Jaws II. The first hour is Roy Schneider trying to convince everyone there's another shark. It would have been a brilliant film if there hadn't been

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Hobby horse competition is no joke for young riders #isthisjoe ? https://t.co/RJtJXbwYiI

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@_DHOTYA Got the whole extended family involved this year. It’s our new ‘mid Christmas’ tradition.

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@paulorourke94

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. These are some of the best...

1/21 - Mrs Doubtfire

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@joeheenan

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Getting this for all my friends’ kids.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

£150 for standing tickets to see slipknot in glasgow. A hundred. And fifty. Pounds. I live in the east end, I can see a manic guy hit a bin with a stick for free, there's no way I'm paying more than my council tax for it.

[Rat_Ned @rat_ned]

Heya All,

I’ve just been told the Obey Robots album has now sold 4998 copies in the UK which is incredible - who wants to help us get to 5000?

There are only 40 vinyl copies left and 24 hardback photo and lyric books, plus a variety of tees and hoodies too.

You can get yours here whilst stocks last:
https://t.co/qj5o9TVl2n

I know we’ve been quiet for a while but thank you so much for your support.

Rat x

@Nedsatomictweet

[Leggy Mountbatten @DeanLeggett]

And a box of matches please #BurnleyVsManCity

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@paulorourke94

[Police Squad! @policeincolor]

- All right, Luca, I've got a gun in your ribs!
- I'm not Luca. And those aren't my ribs.
#PoliceSquad

[bob stanley @rocking_bob]

I've got a 7" copy of every UK no.1 from the 50s to the 90s, except one. Answer Me by Hull's own David Whitfield. I know it came out on London in the US but I've never seen one. Were anyone's parents or grandparents David Whitfield superfans? Can any pre-rock dealers help? Help!

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@paulorourke94 @bEholdToldbeaR Had no idea he was in Batman Returns…. Loved Pee-Wee’s Nig Adventure though.

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@paulorourke94 @bEholdToldbeaR

[𝖊𝖑𝖎 @eli_pinkerman]

RIP to the legendary Paul Reubens. This scene will never not be hilarious.

[𝖊𝖑𝖎 @eli_pinkerman]

RIP to the legendary Paul Reubens. This scene will never not be hilarious.

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@paulorourke94 @bEholdToldbeaR Herman

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Paul Reubens, known best by his character name Pee-wee Herman, died Sunday after a private battle with cancer. He was 70 https://t.co/3aJgGnem1Z

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The coldest moment in British television history.

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@AliPlumb Smokey and the Bandit 3: Smokey IS the Bandit. (Extra points for two words?)

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”

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@paulorourke94 saw this and thought of you. Merry Christmas. 😂

[Ian Walker @fenlandgent]

I'm usually oblivious to clickbait ads, but this one (which I obviously didn't click on), has all sorts of oblique and manic energies.

I may use this as a Christmas card.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

OH MY GOD THIS TAKES SUCH A TURN!!!!