Zach Tharp

Aspiring chucklehead // @cassidyweirdo is my favorite.

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Punxsutawney Phil is in the files

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

I honestly believe that if I devoted my life to jousting I would have been the greatest to ever do it

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

.@LeanCuisine y’all changed the Santa Fe rice and beans recipe. The hate I have for you will remain until my dying breath

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

I miss rolling down hills

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Nothing worse than an unfrolickable environment

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

“Cloaca is a pretty girl name” -@cassidyweirdo

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Santa munchausen by proxies his elves

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Jesus is calling you home, Mitch. Stop resisting

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

No one else farts it’s just you

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

I’m hosting a “Ronald Reagan is Still Dead” party at my house tonight if anyone’s interested

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Longing for post-Mitch McConnell earth

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

There’s a Keebler Elf tied to a chair in my basement

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

This is one of my first paintings maybe 2013

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot on Strike LA 2023

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Hot Cross Buns is ass

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

You have the power to switch the 19-year-old on that submarine with James Corden:

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Do you wholesale Grimace meat @McDonalds

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

4 of the last 6 comic book movies have bombed

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

Anyone know any good spelunking spots

[Zach Tharp @thropthropthrop]

You know I got that gloinker on me