Nathan White

breakfast in bed is a brilliant idea

insta: @throwingdino

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

My roomate and girlfriend are discussing formatting and punctuation

MEANWHILE

I get sent this informative graphic on how to beat a kangaroo in a MMA match

#Australia

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@apearce49 So you don't care what I say??

[Jordan Andrew @jordan_sabola]

Call me Billy Ray Cyrus cause I want my mullet back.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I don't know anything about Yung Gravy but whatever he's doing appears to be working.

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

okay unironically nothing reminds me more of how beautiful life is than being on a dance floor with my friends !!

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

Im at a party in Germany and they are playing the highschool musical soundtrack

#hsm

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Was just petting my boyfriend’s dog and he said “I’m so glad you like her” and I was like “of course how could I not like her, she’s so cute” and my boyfriend was like “no I’m talking to my dog, it would be really awkward if my dog didn’t like you.”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were teens in 1983, so, best case, they’re in their early fifties.

You know that they’re all doing great except Michelangelo.

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@transgrooster The dress is cute but CAN WE TALk ABOUT those cute sandlez

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

Im eating rice cakes in an Air B&B, anyone elze see their life going this wayy??

[ched @Chad_McL]

im a slut for corn on the cob

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

Me having breakfast with my vegetarian:
M: eggs are basically a fruit, right?
V: absolutely not

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

Shout out to Jasmine's mom
#xoxogossipgirl

[Quantum ☤ @ZhenMasterKush]

Start your day off with a good stretch and always give thanks! 🧘🏿‍♂️🤲🏿

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

Found some random dudes at a campsite and now they're teaching us numbchucks

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@apearce49

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@apearce49 Any iconic cartoon clown move from the 1960s

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@apearce49 Opening line "you like funny things? Well, my life is a joke"

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

My roomate was muttering so I asked what he said AND THIS MAN GOES "sorry m8, I was talking to my food"
EXCUSE ME SIR??

[Nathan White @throwingdino]

@h_jenniferb That's what I...