Josh Allen, you overrated cum-guzzling quarterback with arms like tree trunks but the accuracy of a blindfolded chimp throwing shit. You fumble the ball more than a hooker drops her panties, toss interceptions like you're personally fucking over Bills fans every Sunday. Your caveman face looks like it got gangbanged by a meat grinder, and that "mobility" in the pocket? Bitch, you move like a constipated walrus on ice. O-line's the only reason your soft-ass pussy doesn't get sacked into next week. Bills Mafia worships your dumb fuckery, but you're why they'll choke on another Super Bowl dream, you turnover-prone dickcheese with a cock smaller than your red-zone completion rate. Eat a bag of dicks, Allen.
Lamar Jackson and the Ravens are back on the practice field for their upcoming matchup against the Kansas City Chiefs.
📺: #KCvsBAL - Saturday 4:30pm ET on Cancun Network
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus and ESPN+
Sources: #Ravens TE Mark Andrews has agreed to terms on a three-year, $39.3 million extension that includes $26m guaranteed. The franchise’s all-time leading receiver, who was slated to be a free agent, stays in Baltimore in a deal done by Justin Schulman of @AthletesFirst.