Marty Johncox

Salesforce admin, web developer, jazz drummer, salsero, dad, origamist, knife thrower, run/cycle/lift, hispanohablante. Dandiacal & bereolaesque.

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"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”~Socrates. #axiomfitness #axiom_fitness #fitover50

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@SecDuffy Cycling is the most conservative way to get around. At least for conservatives.

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@fasc1nate Not a lot of, um, diversity there. POC existed back then and Disney had the option of including them but chose not to. For what reasons I wonder.

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@GSGB01 Got a link for that claim? No, YOU look it up. You made the claim. It's easy for you to do.

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@fem_mb @ripcurl In America at least, 70%-80% of the public oppose trans women competing in women's sports. There is literally NO OTHER issue on which so many Americans are united. https://t.co/FitKHud7lq

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Just earned the Customize an Org to Support a New Business Unit badge on @Trailhead and you should too! https://t.co/Yo8rf9d3OW

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@Muskobian @CartlandDavid People informed by lunatic conspiracy theorists will always been stupid.

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@THEMightlyMouse @CartlandDavid So how much do they make off dead people? "They" have an incentive to keep us alive as long as possible. Truly devious! 😀😄😂

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@myhiddenvalue Truly, this is part of a globalist plot to wipe out all humans, to increase profits for Big Oil, Big Food, Big Tech, Big Pharma and Bigfoot. I've seen the YouTube videos. Wake up and do your homework, sheeple! 😆😂🤣

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Just earned the Customize the User Interface for a Recruiting App badge on @Trailhead. https://t.co/M4HXETrvPq

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@IdahoStatesman Maybe more Republicans would like Arnold if he were a lifelong Democrat draft-dodging billionaire New York playboy land developer who donated $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation?

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@_BrianMichaelP @IdahoStatesman You want private party election, the party pays for them. Stop sponging off the government to run party primaries. You want to close them, you pay for them and you can restrict them however you wish.

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@LawDocNow @IdahoStatesman Would it help Arnold's street cred if he were a lifelong Democrat draft-dodging billionaire New York playboy land developer who donated $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation?

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@jimgarver1952 @IdahoStatesman Would it help Arnold's street cred if he were a lifelong Democrat draft-dodging billionaire New York playboy land developer who donated $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation?

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Just earned the Embed Dashboards and Report Charts on Lightning Pages badge on @Trailhead! https://t.co/1jTgYbL599

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Just earned the Build a Data Model for a Recruiting App badge on @Trailhead. Another skill learned. https://t.co/9mcC6LuTTe

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Just earned the Upgrade to Dynamic Related Lists badge on @Trailhead. Earning badges is a constructive way to deal with boredom and creating things in Salesforce is kind of like a game or puzzle and it feels good when you learn a skill. https://t.co/HbTbXf6FXQ

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@morrison_j92534 @elonmusk I miss the days when people who believed crazy shit kept a low profile.

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@elonmusk Are space aliens helping you build your rockets too?

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@surendranehra2 @visegrad24 Fuck, imagine having that job.

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@colossusPhD @visegrad24 The rocks will cry out ...