Scout Bergen

Three teeth and a derp tongue. Me & @tomsiddleston got rethcued together, and we live with @susiepuppytoes & @stanleypoochie. @TimProbable ith my favorite.

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

Me & @tomsiddleston call Louis our brother bc his mom is probs also our mom/sister/cousin/look at us/quit backyard breeding dogs/jfc https://t.co/6nyAFpUWal

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

My life/your life/all lives/the entire world/everything: Happier now, just because this #doublederp photo of @thscout + #louisfoster exists.

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

I AM NOT THRIMP! I AM KING PRAWN! OF THSOFA! https://t.co/5rt4O8iW8e

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

Lil @thscout just… he just looked so proud of himself over there managing the whole entire sofa situation all by himself. #themaltesemuppets

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

Scout and the wait for Tim to come home. #themaltesemuppets

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@tryjen @TimProbable Thsee thsees how ith ith. Thim.

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

Thumbody thave me https://t.co/QE9ywndHZh

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

16yo:*rants into telephone*
Me…should I go be SupportiveMom?
16:*bursts into room*
Me:My time is now!
16:*selects small dog; they exit*
Me:

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@tryjen @TimProbable you wouldnth untherthandth. I DO thstuff. Thsingth.

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

That post-bath floof. How it is that one little 5 pound toothless dog manages to get so filthy so quickly is beyond me #theyregooddogsbrent

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@rtfitz86 LOL that guy and his… let's go with "lack of understanding," as regards the other side of "screen anonymity." 😂

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

WELLLLLL? https://t.co/lFE9gqQUr2

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

Six funny doggies snoring in my bed until I got in and the little one said: "WHERTH THIM YOU MONTHTER?! I DTHEMANDTH HIDTH THAFE RETHURN!"

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

no, ith fine. I wathnth hungry anywayth #thubthweeth

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@susiepuppytoes thaid there woulth be a @timprobable when @tryjen came backth and thereth NO THIM ANYTHWERE. I am ratherth… thithpleathed

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

exthyouse me

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

I THEMANTH HITH THAFE RETHURN YOU MONTHTHERTH! https://t.co/4Lkdl7zL6M

[Jen Bailey Bergen (she/her/they/mom/ma'am) @tryjen]

L->R: Poofy potato @tomsiddleston and small fry @Thscout "WHERTH THIM PLEEEATH?" Bergen, post-baths. #MalteseMuppets

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@TimProbable @thescout I WAS ASLEEP, BUT SOMEONE KEEPS CLIMBING MY ASS

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@TimProbable @tryjen thwatever

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@TimProbable @tryjen PROPER NOUNTH THIR but yeah thwadevr.

[Scout Bergen @Thscout]

@TimProbable @tryjen DONTH BETHLEITH A WORD THEE THAYS