Josephine

Detroit's angriest stripper. Tits and Sass, co-editor

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

still the most accurate description of me. "good, not great."

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

@rrroooiiirrr It hurts every single time

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

going to be a good weekend at the titty bar

[Jules Hurst @JulesHurstIII]

Service members should see their Warrior Dividends hit their accounts during the next three days!

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

it was so dysfunctional that it had its own urban dictionary term https://t.co/nDtL5bhlA2

[TBEbyCondia = Next Event @Saamu_Eleja]

What’s the lore behind your choice of university?

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

the holidays are for listening to George Michael

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

this won’t do shit unless the admin sufficiently tackles unaffordable cost of HOI. *klaus schwab voice* u vill own notheeng

[Pulte @pulte]

Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

he said

[JD Vance @JDVance]

@krassenstein I don’t give a shit what you call it

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Imagine screwing up at work so bad the President of the United States puts you on blast to the whole world

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

Update: I have 20 million belles, I just built an Elon Musk space castle, and my custom fireworks look like the Andre the Giant OBEY tag

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

I started playing Animal Crossing again. I haven’t turned this on since the covid shutdowns. My house has roaches. The stalk market crashed. I owe Tom Nook 600k and he’s threatening to break my knees.

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

All of my friends have gentle liberal dads and mine was more of a dale gribble type, and he’s dead. I miss my dad when wars start.

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

@Ike_Saul Can you expound on what exactly leftists were supposed to learn?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

POV: you enter a Midwest town of 600 people

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

In 2021-2022 like 50% of my job was to BEG people to sell their unaffordable home. They will regret not listening to me!!!

[Matt Stevens @realmatt_re]

FHA’s covid-era loss mitigation (foreclosure delay) program will end in October. How big of an impact could this have?

Here are the numbers for Sacramento County to start:
Quick 🧵

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

@onebigorangecom Lmfao are you about to be getting some questionable delivery orders

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

yes I would 😍

[Nina-Marie Daniele @Ninadrama]

Would you let WWE Superstar Rhea Ripley do the Riptide slam on you? Lol

Watch the full vlog on my YT/ Nina Drama

[Dollar Store Thor @onebigorangecom]

It sure is suspicious that banks are offering sizable incentives for depositing cash.

Several are offering $900+ for leaving 10k with them for 3 months.

They're probably borderline insolvent again.

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

I started playing Animal Crossing again. I haven’t turned this on since the covid shutdowns. My house has roaches. The stalk market crashed. I owe Tom Nook 600k and he’s threatening to break my knees.

[Josephine @thstrpprhtsu]

https://t.co/4NmogiqcGd This was nice for the five minutes it was allowed to exist. Partial claims are nice too but they get full fast.