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[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@realTuckFrumper How many cops have an Anthrax beard?

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@SenTomCotton How long does Trump need to be in office before you finally acknowledge his failures as a leader and as a human being?

[Covie @covie_93]

*Whew* thank god Talarico's girlfriend is only a vegan and not married like Ken Paxton's girlfriend.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

We were in a park yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a squirrel. I started crying. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@atrupar It seems like it was just yesterday, or always, that beef was a protein.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@BasedMikeLee Maybe try changing your agenda which has proven itself unpopular with the people you’re elected to represent.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@KimReynoldsIA Had you only legalized weed yourself then you could be hailed as a hero instead of whatever you’re viewed as now. Hint, it is not as a hero.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@JamieBonkiewicz @mikeysmom04 The drug boats, migrant caravans, and critical race theory have all disappeared to wherever missing socks go.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@KimReynoldsIA The hell we don’t.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@covie_93 You ask the impossible, man, THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@covie_93 Ole’ 47 will still declare victory and his disciples will worship him for it.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@GeraldoRivera She’s loyal alright, just not to the truth.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour.

A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29.

Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Realest shit I ever saw

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@ProjectLincoln Watching someone take a shit.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@mmpadellan She’s a true national treasure

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@IowaGOP He’s not Reynolds which is a win in itself.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@GoldenAgeUnfold D

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@covie_93 They went to the same place as critical race theory did after the election.

[Tht1Guy @tht1guy74]

@covie_93 This reminds me of Bill Cosby calling himself “Dr. Bill Cosby” after receiving honorary doctorates from various schools, only on a more ridiculous level.