thugaurelius

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What say you? @PF_Jung

WHAT SAY YOU

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Look at his signature. This poor bastard never had a chance

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

A couple signed a contract to ensure she will not bother him during the first week GTA 6 is launched

She can not bother him or make rude remarks from November 19th - 29th

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@yungdoteth My whole circle move different

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@BasilianThought

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@urbanfasc @ccmembersonly You are not smart at all

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Lmao

[GamesNosh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GamesNosh]

My embarrassingly poverty-tier solution to this heat. I could absolutely afford one of those portable AC units, but at this point it's a matter of principle, I refuse to give in - I refuse to regret the purchase in a few weeks when we're back to classic British weather.

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Sitting in an infrared sauna today in the middle of Summer

America has developed so far beyond air conditioning that we simulate European heatwaves for leisure

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@m_4927 @wfxclipz I was raped by a nurse 6 times

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When she says “my gf and I would hit the Chinese buffet and then ‘get crazy’ she means they held hands on the drive home

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

My heart literally breaks for gay guys that they have to watch what they eat before sex. Girl homosexuality is so much better in this way. My ex gf and I would hit the chinese buffet and then get crazy. I'm so sorry seriously

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@Kafirewwnasty @BasilianThought @Sneak0o Yes thank you

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@Kafirewwnasty @BasilianThought @Sneak0o his racism isnt retarded, its high IQ

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NMiamiGroypette is Hunter Biden

But yall arent ready for that conversation

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Gay son or black daughter?

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

The blackest day of the gayest month

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@HunterBiden Don’t care didn’t ask + you’re sober

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@piersmorgan Repent and read the gospel you disgusting worm

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Weekend at Bernie’s but instead of a dead guy propped up by 2 guys it’s a retarded guy propped up by The Algorithm™️

[yeet @Awk20000]

Destiny reacts to Hasan not being able to name one book he read growing up

"I read a decent amount..don't really read as much anymore but I did..um I don't know, I have no like immediate books that come to mind..I'm also terrible at recall in general..if u ask me about any songs, I can never tell u..ask me what my favorite movie, I have a really hard time pulling from my brain..maybe bc it's packed with ridiculous pieces of information about American politics or American history or just world history in general..I'm also very jetlagged rn" -H

"Oh no..here's what I don't get..he has a communications or poli sci degree..couldn't u just name a book that u read in class..that's just crazy" -D

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thugaurelius takes an IQ test live on stream

"Do you know what this means? You have to listen to me now."

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@asukagrypr H.P. Lovecraft wishes he ever conjured up anything as horrific as this

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The crestfallen night retreats to the stronghold to tend to his wounds. Poor bastard.

[Ran Braden - Author @ranbraden]

@Asmon_Updates I am also a huge asshole. But it's only because I used to be the nicest guy in the world and all the worst people took advantage of me for it.

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@jakeshieldsajj Jake if you don’t start having ChatGPT spellcheck your posts I’m going to kick your ass