Oats O'Keefe

Enthusiast, friend, also known as the Southern Dandy

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

My apartment after the cool older kids at school teach me a new cuss

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

@BMiggy @scheckk2 Hmu for some more black magic on saturday

[madi magdalene  @nothottropica]

doxxing people in the 1700s was like “guards!!! 👉 he went thataway!”

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

(At my first rodeo) What in the fuck is going on. What the fuck is any of this

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Imagine how much it would cost to hire LeBron James to write content for your website. Imagine miraculously getting him to do it for free. Imagine then driving him away from your website so you can fail to collect $96 from him annually

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

My new career

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest

My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us

[Oh-Ta-Ku @Ohtaku_VR]

#유희왕페스티벌부산 #YugiohFestivalBusan2023

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

@meggannn the concept of "following" has been phased out, just let twitter take care of deciding who and what you read on this dumb site

[mono 🏳️‍⚧️ @monopurplee]

i had a dream where toby fox tweeted "hello guys! heres a sneak peak of deltarune chapter 3!" and it was a photo of my fucking room

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

Today's positive affirmation

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

I will

[deg @degg]

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

@DealsHole @HardDriveMag out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh hole guy

[Perfectly Cut YouTube Poop Moments @PerfectCutPoop]

I’m gettin takeout, you want anything?

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Coworkers Don’t Believe Nintendo Employee Has Nephew in 5th Grade

https://t.co/3ixYiUCfHl

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

It smells like summer outside and it’s throwing me off

[Oats O'Keefe @thugducks]

@OfficialDugnutt I listened to the tweets and bought $10000 of Dugnutt Coin. Please help