Chip Awah

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@hochman Sporting Kansas Suburb can refuse to use capital letters all they want.

The Soccer Capital don't need 'em.
#AllForCITY

+1 for Derby-cue 🍖🫘⚽️

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@UhhYeahDude —

[Scientific American @sciam]

Experts predict the world’s population will top out sometime in the 2080s at about 10.4 billion https://t.co/sSFZmbOICJ

Graphics by @kathrynpeek

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@gruber After that putrid performance, I’d say it’s more like “D” Ohio State University.

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@UhhYeahDude

[Joe Chouinard @joechoui]

I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo) part 1 of 4

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Attn: @UhhYeahDude

[Sharing Excess @sharingexcess]

AVOGEDDON IS COMING ⛈️🥑🌪️🥑🌨️🥑🌫️

Due to a MASSIVE surplus of avocados, there are literally millions of perfectly edible avocados at risk of going to waste

In response, we are giving FREE avocados to EVERYONE in Philadelphia. Let’s guac-and-roll🎸🥑

PLEASE SHARE💚

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@cabel That’s some Steve Jobs-level marketing right there.

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@cabel sound familiar?

“Super Nintendo World” will also have a unique ride, not available in the current version of the land in Japan. The ride, a “boom” roller coaster, will be themed on Nintendo’s Donkey Kong character.

https://t.co/DZySRM2uys

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@Phineas Truth.

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@Phineas If your preferred way of exiting this mortal coil (via your cats) doesn’t pan out, might I suggest a worthy alternative?

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@RebeccaSlatkin Best oncology clinic around.

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@Phineas This.

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@cabel Oh, the batteries that thing must’ve consumed… 🫣

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@UhhYeahDude
JAHndré the Giant
#UYD939

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@cabel Waaaaaait a minute.
Let’s talk about this yellow brick you’re putting in there.

🟨 Playdate-related? Docking station?? Light gun???

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@UhhYeahDude

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I think, 25 years later, it’s pretty goddamn safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.

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@OTBaseballPhoto Ump appears to be wearing normal dress shoes as well.

Maaaaybe there are spikes on the ball of the shoe?

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@UhhYeahDude

[discovery+ @discoveryplus]

A shocking Hollywood scandal rips open the Hammer family's perfect façade.

The family's dark secrets finally come to light in #HouseofHammer, coming to #discoveryplus on September 2nd.

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@Phineas

[Kitt Hirasaki @khirasaki]

Alien sushi by H.R. Giger #dalle2 #dalle

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@UhhYeahDude

[Scientific American @sciam]

Starting in 2023, control of the summit will shift from the University of Hawaii to an 11-member oversight authority that includes Native Hawaiian voices https://t.co/IjIl6eOwwu

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Attn: @cabel

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

For the first time in two years, the doors to the most exclusive crypt in town will reopen at Wilhelm’s Portland Memorial Mausoleum.

The mausoleum, a “city within a city” that holds some 97,000 souls, is only open to the public on Memorial Day

Read more: https://t.co/aMeQrJetIa