Christopher Jasper

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

no means NO

except if you are offering me food and I say no then I actually mean yes but I say no bc im trying to be polite

[ambs @ambrobertss]

can we skip to the part when i have enough money to not stress about life

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@anrjsh @Ievigaychou @WeNeedFeminlsm so the raspiest has more right then a pregnant women?

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@15mefarber stop scratching it lol

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

Missing my @15mefarber so much hurry back

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

This is a picture of true friendship

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@15mefarber o come on

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

Let's go @15mefarber

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@15mefarber #thebachelorsucks

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@clm32496 @15mefarber #haha lol

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@15mefarber well my bad lol

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

@15mefarber should ate it or give it to me duh lol

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

take your girl to see 50 shades of grey on Valentine's Day and you'll get 50 shades of laid 😉

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Doctor: r u sexually active?

Me: yah with ur mom

Doctor: god damn

*doctor writes "fuckin savage" on clip board*

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

if u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways

[Christopher Jasper @thumper1105]

I'm a leader because u guys following me. Yeah I'm awesome like that lol