Matt Kelly

I am what I am.

[The Dude @TheDudeGolfs]

There needs to be a slur created for this era of travel sport families

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

@KaylaAriyan So much. I miss it everyday

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

Women in videos showing off an item they’re opening that tap the item with their nails is really annoying. I know it’s supposedly an “ASMR” thing but oof it’s irritating

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

I swear @WasteManagement is one of the worst companies I’ve ever done business with 😡😡🤬🤬

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

The people of WV kill me - they complain about the roads and how terrible they are but then complains about construction to fix those roads 🫪🤷🏻‍♂️🙄

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

Also, I don’t even know the last time I tweeted (or is it Xd now?) or who even still follows me. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I just post random thoughts occasionally.

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

I love watching people make asses of themselves online. It’s my favorite memory!

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

@hell_line0 They’ve noticed, they’ve just told us to stop eating avocado toast (who can afford avocados these days?) and to “get back to work and stop complaining” 🙄🙄🙄

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

DO NOT POST IN REAL TIME

- Tag the restaurant when you leave.
Not while you're eating.
- The photo goes up after the flight.
Not from the seat.
- Show the hotel once you've already left. Not while you're sleeping there.
- Not everything has to be live.
Not everything needs an audience.
- The internet doesn't need to know where you are, who you're with, or what you're doing in real time.
- Protect your energy and what's still taking shape.
- Live first, post later. The moment is yours, only

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

Sometimes you just need to speak your peace, get things off your chest, and stick up for the ones closest in your life.

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

@FBGreatMoments “There’s no arguments… those are called ass chewings” - Nick Saban

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

Why even have play clocks if you can snap the ball after it hits 00? Put a buzzer on it like the NBA does on the shot clock and all will be solved 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

The mayor posting about “awesome” trick or treat in the city one day and then a week later posting about all the trunk or treats in the area is why trick or treat in the city sucks now.

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

Now that we are registered, I guess that means we aren’t scared anymore 🥱🤫

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

I wish people were smarter with basic technology things.

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

I love that *some people* act like the lockdowns from 2020 were treated like martial law. I don’t know about you, but I still was able to go out and do things as normal, I just didn’t have to go to work 🤷🏻‍♂️ there *they* go trying to rewrite the narrative again 🙄🙄

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

What is so mesmerizing about watching a fire when having a bonfire? I will sit and watch it in silence for hours just locked in on it 🔥👀

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

That’s how you be a dog!!

[Michigan Softball @umichsoftball]

Everything you've got.

#GoBlue

[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

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[Matt Kelly @thunderingcolt]

@mrscazad 🫶🏼