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[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 that's too long to wait #fakenews

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 🔥🔥🔥

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 @Cpot17Pot 💯

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@jvpeter @cover85 super legit

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 seems legit

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@jvpeter #smod2016

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

RT for a chance to win a Men’s Ring from the WS Fan Collection! A great FATHER'S DAY Gift: https://t.co/7IPPisdcpx

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 @jmmoore_ y'all finished or y'all done?

[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

The scariest theme park ride I can imagine is one where I watch my kids sit on a couch for 5 minutes with a full cup of juice and no lid.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic
ME: *covers face with hands*
BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@cover85 nah, I'm good

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength?

ME: shape shifting

INTERVIEWER: is that so?

INTERVIEWER: yes

INTERVIEWER: holy shit

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2015 (2015 - 2015)

[David Koechner @DavidKoechner]

#VoteMoose #VoteMoose #VoteMoose by 3CST. How? Easy! See: http://t.co/bykGs1X8IG BTW, go @Royals!

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

#VoteMoose

[Nick Price @NickPriceKC]

#WichitaState shooting threes like.... https://t.co/lT82r5bftB

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

The rout is on #Chiefs

[Thurman @thurmanator23]

@SouthPark Spontaneous Combustion...we love you Randy...make love to me Randy, please