Elizabeth

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@Lifeasdebo I’ve been there!

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

the worst part about being sober is knowing what’s going on

[Leslie Fantone @fantoneblue072]

Me when someone calls my work phone: send me a fucking email weirdo

Me getting an email: what the hell

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@kittehkween @thekillers I love my sons 💗💗

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

if i’m not wearing a cute little pink outfit i don’t want to live

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

The advice that you can’t love someone else until you love yourself is garbage. It’s totally valid if the love of a partner helps you heal your insecurities and find self-compassion

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@kittehkween @dodo What a joyous lil bun! 💗

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

I have deep respect & compassion for people experiencing infertility but photo shoots with your USED SYRINGES as props have gotta stop

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

I’m sorry to whomever this offends but you reach an age where it’s time to take your Hogwarts house placement out of your Instagram bio

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@chelseyis_ Thank you my love 💗

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

My mom’s trying to comfort me as I prepare for my first sober St Patrick’s Day & said “don’t feel bad, I don’t go out anymore either!” And like?? You’re also a 59 mother of adult children, we are not the same

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@kittehkween @PopCulture2000s Now that’s what I call cinema!

[𝔎𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔰🍁 @keryslee]

gorgeous gorgeous girls walk so fast everywhere it makes their shins ache, for literally no reason x

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

My mom went on a weekend getaway without her phone and it’s been torture not being able to text her every minuscule detail of my day

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

It’s sickening that exercise people are right- working out really does make you feel good

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

I have zero respect for people who eat yogurt voluntarily

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

Hot tip for anyone who wants to extend the length of their weekends: get sober. Saturdays are now the longest. fucking. days. ever.

[lari @martiniposting]

Claiming everyone using my HBO login as a dependent on my taxes

[Elizabeth @thursdaysschild]

@chelseyis_ I’m looking for a new one too! I don’t feel much joy from any of my existing hobbies lately so I’m looking for something different to try. But I’m at a loss