men want "crazy bipolar women" until i decide at the drop of a hat i actually have no interest in romance anymore and stop talking to them because i got bored
hot barista has never once looked through our front windows when he's walking by before and today he did it twice and waved at me the second time be still my pathetic little heart
anyway every time i see the barista from nextdoorcafe i want to fuck him so badly and at present i'm finding every excuse not to fuck my boyfriend i think i'm not a relationship person because i love the thrill of the chase
i love spending the night at my boyfriend's house because he gets so distracted by sex he forgets to offer me food so i can fast for like 18 hours without even thinking about it AND i get a few hours of workout as well
god forbid i plan something small for my own birthday for the first time in years and sort of just expect my closest friends to not start complaining about the restaurant i'm inviting them to
saying i want to lose weight before my big trip next year and my closest irl saying but ur so skinny already rn... girl i seen the candids don't lie to me