Benis

challenge me in hand to hand combat

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

Dude I fucking love liquid mercury

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

Non-autistics are fucked up

[Adam AF @AdamNFaber]

Waluigi has taken out a full page ad in the newspaper

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@SmellsLikeAmber These are tough times to have two cars:/

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@iswwwag Tito’s so like🏃🫡🥹🎙🙏🪥

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@iswwwag We are on vodka too

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@ThaRealChungus Cops are supposed to nab him, will update

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

My stolen moto has been found!!!

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

I KNOW I’ve played animal crossing

[silly little sea creatures 🪼 @seacreature_otd]

the first sea creature of the day is the sea angel, a marine gastropod !!!

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@squirrelfan Perfect little gremlin

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Just showered & I’m smelling good asf who tryna chew on my labia like it’s a Polly Pocket skirt

[Grant Kirkhope 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @grantkirkhope]

so, I've been thinking about doing another release. Since it's not likely we'll get an official Banjo-Kazooie release I thought maybe I should do the original soundtrack exactly as it is but with up to date instruments .... like an HD remake? Would that interest any of you?

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@bridgedafridge I miss the good old fashioned smoking rooms at motels

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

Some peoples wives watch Netflix, but when mine is streaming, she’s pissing really hard in the toilet

[pj @squirrelfan]

Trying to balance is like surfing on the waves of your own center of gravity

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@squirrelfan Rt

[Benis @thxidrathernot]

@ThaRealChungus Fuck yeah