papa esme

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?"

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I have the worst authority issues cause wym I have to and I need to…I don’t gotta do shit actually

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

I’ll never get tired of twitter dawg 😭

[Kay 💕 @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[lotti @1lorqmoney]

If I say “cut the Tubi shit out” that just mean I don’t like the way you acting rn

[jadawada @jadaworldd]

how y’all let a disingenuous serial cheater and his dummy make it to the finals over an actual boyfriend and girlfriend couple

[papa esme @thyartisexme]

Went into work today and I wasn’t even on schedule 😭going home never felt so good 🙏🏻

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[papa esme @thyartisexme]

#NewProfilePic

[papa esme @thyartisexme]

Rewatching breaking bad ugh this show is tooooo gewd

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How it feels to say "chat" when you're not a streamer.

[TOP DOG LAW @DejahNoVu]

pussy on the ground journalism 😭

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

This Karmelo Anthony verdict being found guilty right after a Chinese man was found innocent after chasing a black kid down and killing him should tell you everything you need to know about what our priorities should be in these United States

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

Sue everyone. I don't care. Sue the airline, the airport, the agents, cause TSA agents subjecting a severely disabled person to this is physical torture, and now his condition has worsened because of their lack of compassion and commonsense.
This was completely unnecessary.

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room