Leah 🕷️

wicked witch, metal bitch

[Leah 🕷️ @thyartisleah]

@TicketmasterCS Hello I've been charged twice for tickets?

[Leah 🕷️ @thyartisleah]

@TicketmasterUK thanks for making me reset my account password while in the middle of buying tickets you dicks

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hey dude super excited for the party tonight. do u mind if i bring my invasive species?

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

i don’t want big girl job anymore i want to be eating a little snack in bed

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[Dr.J-Phil @JPHIL1337]

Rip Edgar Allen Poe, I just know that he would have loved that’s so raven

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

if ur in her dms and i'm in her dms, then who's flying the plane?!

[betty (he/they/she) 💙💜💖 @katyavanseize]

if rupaul was a competitor on drag race he would go home first

[Leah 🕷️ @thyartisleah]

fleabag season 2 has given me a priest kink

[Lex Laugh Love 💋 @lexonloud]

I can’t believe it’s 2021 and y’all still ask “what do you do” almost immediately after meeting somebody. NOT SHIT!!!! quit asking!!!

[prance @bocxtop]

"do you enjoy working in a fast-paced environment?" yes i love when my job makes me want to k*ll myself

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Planted some herbs and they actually grew. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with

[hater @engxl]

can’t stop thinking about this lmfaooooooo

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

Bein vegan is so funny men be flirting like 'i tried oat milk recently and actually really liked it 😩'

[giocki @giocki]

"ur so chill" thanks i gave up