Tiara Tom

if you smile hard enough people might not notice the chocolate stain on your nose

[Tell Me Like I'm Stupid @tellme_stupid]

Happy Holidays, Stupid (affectionately) ! 🎉🎄 Enjoy your downtime by submerging yourself into the first 5 episodes of our new podcast. The perfect way to chill and/or dissociate. 🤪🎧 #TellMeLikeImStupid #HappyHolidays #PodcastBinge
https://t.co/0phU0Wk9yT

[Tell Me Like I'm Stupid @tellme_stupid]

In this very first episode of Tell me like I'm Stupid, Tom spares no feelings and breaks down for Saniya the many reasons why everyone hates her car: the infamous Kia Soul. https://t.co/0E3yKe7YRQ

[Tiara Tom @tiaratom90]

Imagine discovering you're colorblind at your unborn child's gender reveal party

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When this is all over, I think I'll become a two hand handshake kinda guy.

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#NewProfilePic

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Fixed it. @WineandCrimePod

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@justme_rod I pack 3 pairs of glasses and 2 pairs of sunglasses for a 2 day trip

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If Beth was adopted by gay parents, she'd be taking hits of Poppers to see the board on the ceiling.
#TheQueensGambitNetflix

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@WineandCrimePod

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The short URL I attached is broken, so here's the link to the quizz
https://t.co/4bGW9Ekslm

[Tiara Tom @tiaratom90]

This is me. My DNA test says I'm are 237% Privileged, 99.9% Problematic, 142% Embarrassingly White.
@BuzzFeed says, I'm not privileged (https://t.co/DpsAyZfWoT) bc I had struggles.
We all have struggles, but I'm more likely to survive mines bc of the color of my skin.

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@BuzzFeed this test https://t.co/DpsAyZfWoT
Is dangerously derouting the conversation and giving an out to people who don't want to face their privileges. Please take it down

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Joey from Friends is the original daddy. Prove me wrong.

#Joey #Friends #daddy #mattleblanc

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Rude. #mainz

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*in German* Curves are an architectural abomination.
#mainz

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*in German* Curves are an architectural abomination.
#mainz

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@johnmoe Adam Sandler has a respectable career

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If I had to choose, I'd say my greatest strength is my attention to detlais.

[Tiara Tom @tiaratom90]

Tell people you had a grilled cheese and beer for dinner and they'll think it's depressing.
But if you have baked Camembert with baguette and a glass of Bordeaux, suddenly it's:
"Yaassss! Self-care! Pamper yourself guuurrrl!! You deserve it!"
#cheese #paris #batignolles #europe

[Tiara Tom @tiaratom90]

After how many dates can you ask a guy to shave your back hair? #AskingForAFriend

[Tiara Tom @tiaratom90]

Being a flight attendant is mostly knowing where to find a 24h convenience store in most cities of the world. #FAlife