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United. Data. Farmer

[M @tich_brian]

@BBNgg61 @kinjeketile 😂😂

[M @tich_brian]

@HuyuSami @AnthropicAI 😂😂 primary data center under siege

[M @tich_brian]

Nikita Kering! The star that you are!!

[Shav Ngah ★ @shavnyuyngah]

Verandas used to mean something. Sit outside, greet whoever passes, let the breeze do its work before you even step inside.

Now we go straight from gate to living room, AC on before the door shuts. We didn't lose the space. We just stopped using it right.

[bigbird✬ @terrificprodig1]

“We want the poor people like my driver, my cook, your driver, your cook, YOUR SELF, YOUR WIFE, YOUR KIDS..” holy fucking shit man😭

[Hazeleyes7777 🇮🇹 @Hazeleyes77771]

Before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like we were defusing a bomb😂

[NAKAYIZA @Nakayiza_]

This continent is actually a village. We have the same experiences! 😭

[C. R. Wiley @crwiley1962]

I’ve been waiting for a goose to be taught a lesson by a little kid.

[Ovie @OvieO]

I watch it every time it comes across my TL.

That “I wish…” 💀

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 😂

[𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 @cuteeanimals0]

- cats: judging people walking past
+Dog: hey guys, what are we doing ?
-Cats: judging people that walk past.
+Dog: oh nice! Can I join ?

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Maturing is realizing Mac Muga was a victim of South African xenophobia

[Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory]

Wisdom cannot be realised by those fearful of being wrong.

[M @tich_brian]

@SteeNyamu !

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Meanwhile on Chinese TV, they're explaining why America's economics Nobel Prizes don't add up to anything.

Zhang Weiwei: every country that modernized needed a first pot of gold -- the starting capital that gets an economy growing.

"The West got theirs through violence, war, the slave trade. Ruthless plunder, ruthless slaughter."

China earned its own -- "through its own effort and sacrifice."

US-trained economist Wen Yi adds the punchline: Western models literally can't explain where that starting capital comes from. "Economics assumes it's given -- by God."

Which is why copying the Western model was never on offer for the Global South:

"Tell developing nations to copy you -- no pot of gold!"

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

One team has fielded three

[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

First in my bloodline to witness a single-father chicken. 😂

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Rashid:

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

Me holding my cough in class because I already used my 2 free trial coughs