Tara Turner

[Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti]

Guys, we need to get something really nice for Pennsylvania.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Think about what you'd expect a bunch of people who think Donald Trump is a divinely ordained secret warrior for The Children would sound like when they sing. The reality is so much worse than that. https://t.co/CEGM8j2tak

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Observing that one of the two big political parties is now just overtly dealing in raw racialized fascism instead of faintly euphemisizing it like they used to? Your privilege is showing. https://t.co/Sk5tSriBWw

[Dan Marshall @MarshallDjm]

@DanRather Beans, Beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more your father commits treason and is basically genociding his people by continuing to mismanage this massive public health crisis.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

"No, no, it's not weird at all, actually, I am wearing this diaper as an act of political speech. Seems to me like you're the person with 'an obvious need for psychiatric intervention.'" https://t.co/9sp5CI3eYa

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Every day is a new chance to take another loss in your lifelong struggle with the concept of object permanence. https://t.co/wmUyHTi1Wx

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

great photo op. nailed it

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The quote "When the looting starts, the shooting starts" originated by a racist white Miami police chief named Walter Headley who targeted black people in 1967 ahead of the Republican convention.

Donald Trump used the same line tonight to threaten to shoot his own citizens.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

When 100,000 people die because I can't assimilate even the most basic information and lack object permanence and am incapable of understanding the concept of "tomorrow?" Well that's unfortunate. But when you slap a dorky little disclaimer under my tweet? It is fucking WAR.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

The greatest public health threat in a century has inevitably become a nihilistic meme-off between two broken and embarrassingly checked-out political parties. Obviously that sucks and is enraging. On the other hand look at this hilariously shitty haircut: https://t.co/Xm447L8wxh

[Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti]

Doesn’t God want to save anything for 2021? https://t.co/MrykpySkb2

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

These guys are real-life super heroes.

https://t.co/dv3XDh01op

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

Tim Robinson mocking COVID protestors. The man is a saint.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

I challenge any of these guys to convincingly describe the experience of "buying groceries." https://t.co/A6rDOAkOMn

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Tfw your dealer isn't answering your texts and you gotta do a resin hit.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Trump's lifelong struggle with the concept of object permanence has already done so much to make this worse. The corruption, graft, and idiocy up and down the administration doesn't help, but his inability to relate tomorrow to today is the biggest hurdle. https://t.co/sNCzO8aomp

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

i’m no democratic party strategist but it doesn’t seem that difficult to build a general election case against a president whose incompetence, narcissism, and indifference to human life will probably kill a couple hundred thousand americans. https://t.co/zptwB99KRN