eloise

i hit the juckport 1 trillion$

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

a leapfrog with no leap is just a frog

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

we all got that one friend who’s lowkey white

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

joining a nunnery so i can sit courtside

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

you can pants any member of your family. grandma is ON the table. let’s eat grandma

[Tickle Monster @xivTickle]

Tickle in 1

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

@shieldgrabx3 fear not

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

at least the cookie and tickle monsters are active in the community

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

katy perry concerts remind me of mega churches on christmas eve

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

if i were snow white i wouldn’t touch that poison apple because it appears to be a Red Delicious

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

hickeys scare me because what if it kills me and i die

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

people on instagram be liking my stories as if i’m not a pervert. you have three days before you’re getting touched!!!

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

mouse and cheese

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Name a more iconic duo than the D'Amelio twins

I'll wait..

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

charging a vibrator with a portable charger

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

@shieldgrabx3 who is you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

when none of the lesbians want me so i settle for a boy with a small waist

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

@shieldgrabx3 tell em to bring out the whole ocean

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

saw everyone looking up at something in nyc and thought it could be 6/19 but it was just da #empire state building

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

i found my moo today

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

@shieldgrabx3 like who invited you

[eloise @tickledmonster1]

one thing about me is i’m gonna fall ill 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️