nick todd

Big hot sauce guy | Bradley University Alumni 2019

[nick todd @ticknodd19]

When she sends you that “come over” text

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Me: Yeah the debate was bad, but I'm sure that the Supreme Court wildin' out will refocus the narrative on what's important.
SCOTUS: PRESIDENTS ARE KINGS
Trump: I had Epstein on speed dial.
RFK: I ate a dog.
Me: See.
Media: BIDEN MUST DROP OUT OF THE RACE
Me: [deep sigh]

[sarah @sablaah]

biden: unintelligible bullshit
trump: straight up not-true bullshit
moderators: thank you.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

The boys fighting about their handicaps is really what America is all about

[Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD]

Aye check this out yall got 12hrs to come up with that Wilt 100.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

This is why Republicans work so hard to keep history out of schools. They don’t want white children to know what their parents and grandparents did.

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

Drake's made an entire career of pandering to professional athletes to think he's cool and Kendrick Lamar has the NBA All-Star team on stage calling him a pedophile it's never been more over

[Jake Knows Ball 🐻⬇️ @_JakeKnowsBall_]

Perfect example of why spoiled franchises across all sports don’t deserve to win. I’ve celebrated first downs harder than this.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

In a number of different ways, Rory McIlroy handled major championship pressure for the final hour of this tournament about as poorly as he ever has.

https://t.co/vTKRBlqeSc

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Allllllright I think we can wrap up the debate on this one

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Jesus died for this

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

James just saw all his favorite clubs flash before his eyes in that single moment

[4 4 4 @SlimSleepr]

Woj the moment he seen the flirtin:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It’s been quite a day.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

When it comes to Gaza, the choice in November is a horrific and depressing one.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Inside the #Bears draft room as they patiently waited to see if Rome Odunze would fall to them at No. 9.

Ryan Poles reaction to the #Falcons taking Michael Penix is great.

I love this access.

(🎥 @ChicagoBears)

[Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf]

Pivotal Game 6 shortly, let’s check in with ESPN:

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

lmfao she said "You're very articulate and I can tell you that because you're not an American black" and then said "I agreed with most of what you said but still couldn't vote for you because you're an Indian" within like a twenty second timeframe

The Michael Jordan of racism

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

Oh my god.

Drake's response was to actually make a song about he doesn't diddle kids.

"The Heart Part 6" is literally the It's Always Sunny scene.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Is this an antisemitic protest too? 🤔