Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋

at least I’m honest. Harvey Updyke is my hero.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Gary Danielson is dumbest commentator in the history of college football. Dude spews shit and can’t see 3 feet in front of him. He’s the joe Biden of sports commentators

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@ECUPropagandist Or they didn’t want to sit in 100+ degree heat and watch a blowout but hey you might be right

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@barstoolecu Fat bojangles eating fingers

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@ClaireFosterPHD Simone take this old hags phone

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@IsaacHayes3 Shut up nigger.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@FreddyLA7 Go to Tuscaloosa and get Archibalds #auburnsucks

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@CourtAnne1225 @IndianaFootball @FBIDirectorKash @elonmusk @FBI Tell your kid to grow some skin damn

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@bulldog_john98 Don’t worry he blocked me too. #gay

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Miss me with this gay shit #sec

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@bo_wallace14 When did Florida state pike invade

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@adamkjohnston It’s comedy.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@IrishNet Talking shit when you didn’t even make it is insane. Grow up and join a conference.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@VivaLaStool @BFW He sucks so much and it’s a badge of honor that he blocked me fuck that dude

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@JohnMassingale4 Are you still on this nd pitty party get over it dude. No conference means no conference championship. Which in your case means you pout and don’t make it in the CFP. Grow up and join a conference.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Getting hammered with you boss and talking so much shit that you know have a date with destiny and you need to back it up is terrifying.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Still might be the greatest move of all time. Grass wa greener. Haven’t veered from this choice.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Horrible service at the first bar. Made a move. New bar is empty with attentive bartenders and the beer is colder. The grass is sometimes greener on the other side.

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@Insidetheirish Join a conference and stop complaining

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Brandon walker is the most low test individual I’ve ever heard. Checks out that he’s from some back woods shitty town in Mississippi

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Tap in. #expand

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

Might be the best day ever. TIDE Won. Redwings won. Parlays are alive. And Brandon “retard” walker blocked me. #bitch #expand

[Delusional Alabama Fan 🥋 @tideby1000]

@dawgs_forever @CFBPlayoff Oh no a hold got missed in a football game what a tragedy.