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[ً @artfuIchaos]

photo keeper.
message rereader.
song replayer.
memory reminiscer.

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

Whenever you feel lonely, remember that your white blood cells are fighting like this for your health..

[Faisal @Faisal13kh]

He's online
She's online
no one texts
ego win
Manchester united loses

[me. @cococagg]

나 이 영상 개좋아함

[Notas. @Notas147]

Es muy triste estar lavando la ropa y darte cuenta de que no puedes lavar justo la que traes puesta... siempre vas a tener ropa sucia, aunque intentes empezar de O.

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

4 million women are on OnlyFans.

“OMG Society is doomed”

But no one talks about the 240 million men paying for it.

Everyone’s judging the supply… no one’s questioning the demand.

[César Clímaco @cessclimaco]

Mi contribución a la sociedad es que no hablo cuando no estoy lo suficientemente educado sobre un tema.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[lulur ⎕ @lunasonice]

Fui fazer um raio x e a moça me pediu pra tirar o sutiã. quando ela viu meus peitos de fora ela me olhos e disse era so o sutiã… podia ficar de blusa…

[Newii @newi_6th]

I made one bad financial decision in March and I have not recovered.

[gum @gumvape]

nobody told me as i get older the weather app would become part of my daily routine

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[y @ysuckme]

all roads lead back to improving yourself.

[.MJ™🗯️ @8theSafarist_]

everyone on here is either horny, suicidal, or maybe gay

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Being 26 is realizing 30 is absolutely NOT old and 21 year olds are absolutely babies.

[vein @Na1vetear7]

我日我真他妈受不了了 我每次在公共场合一打开推特就刷到几把和裸体 我自己一个人在家刷的时候全是文字帖

[BABAH👽✨ @ustadchen]

Nggak tau hidup bakal bawa aku kemana tahun depan, tapi semoga pake paspor.

[Han🍀 @0xhanyfa]

Gue belajar sesuatu dari psikiatris:

Kalau kita tipe yang gampang baper, suka menyendiri pas lagi stress, terus punya sifat perfectionist, tapi di saat yang sama suka nunda-nunda kerja, artinya kemungkinan besar kita punya ‘inner child’ yang terluka dan trauma dari masa kecil. Biasanya muncul karena perasaan ditinggalin, ditolak, atau merasa gak dihargai. ❤️‍🩹

[maggie ⋆˚🐾˖° chef era @kibblecalorie]

feeling the urge to eat when you aren’t even physically hungry

[julie @helencftroy]

you cannot study literature without also studying history, myths and legends, religions, sometimes art and music and many more topics and this is why i love it so much i think