Typhoid Mary

Mama Bear and Mama Dragon. Proud ally. Kickin' ass and taking names. Buxom , Brave and Bold.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@terrycrews My family and I were so bummed that we couldn't make it. Our boys especially. They think you're incredible. Their very own t.v. superhero. Instead, we spent several hours at an eye appointment for 5/6 of us.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@Caili_Bogan Take that picture down right now!

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@BeardedNancy I got you boo. 🍎🍊🍋🍒🍇

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@BeardedNancy I gift you ALL the Trix in the world.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@trinitypoint1 Well, this place is generally a cesspool so...laundry and homework it is.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

I suppose I should get out of bed and off of Twitter and actually participate in real life.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

There is always room for another casserole at a family function.

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism. Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism. By putting our own interests first, with no regard for others, we erase the very thing that a nation holds dearest, and the thing that keeps it alive: its moral values.

[Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge]

Men who can fix things are sexy as fuck.

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

I crave the crackle of a fireplace to lulls me off to sleep.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@CrisMtzgr I feel that way often.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@Staggfilms More like the scene from Goonies where the rope is lifting the anchor and the rope starts to smoke.

[Tony @tsm560]

And so, in summary... what in the actual fuck.

[leesmind74 @leesmind74]

A passion for learning, for broadening horizons, realizing you don't have all the answers, a never ending thirst to know more, that looks beautiful on anyone

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

Ugghhh...This is my house right now. I just want to take the roof off, turn it upside down and shake it all out.

[Ginger Snapped ❤ @katy_fit]

Me: *just waking up* YAAAWWWN
*stretches, open eyes*

My House: Welcome to the next Episode of "Hoarders".

[austere @awakendmindsoul]

Giving her the silent treatment is just teaching her how to live without you.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@BeardedNancy You seem agitated...here, have some of my favorite cereal. It'll cheer you up.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@BeardedNancy A white shirt or none at all...is what I would imagine the women on Twitter would say. I never pay attention to those though. So I could be way off the mark here.

[Typhoid Mary @tiffid19]

@jwpez @Jonesy_donkey A dirty dog?...seems about right. 😉😂