Stephen Emanuel

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

How a group of friends worked together to track down and execute a plan that led to the arrest of a suspect linked to the theft of Pinky Hulk, the famous modified Toyota Vitz, weeks after the car was stolen in Nairobi.

[Kakuzi @RealKakuzi]

“Tent ni ya watu wamekula pekee”
Waluhya:

[𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒⏺🇺🇬 @kiriswafaishari]

This bro Knew exactly what he was doing😂😂😂

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

These kenyan kids have such nice voices😊😊

[Kenya One🇰🇪 @Petah01]

@AokoOtieno_ He gave you the whole script here, if you missed the strategy of 2022 this is it.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Oscar Sudi Responds to Marakwet MP Tim Kipchumba at his Home ground.

Try Engineer at your own peril.

[The Arsenal Insider ✍🏼🚨 @Arsenalinsider5]

This is a must watch for all Arsenal fans. Watch and retweet for others.

The best Arsenal video I have seen in recent time.

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Sisi kama Linda Mwananchi tumeamua candidate wetu wa urais ni my brother Edwin Sifuna.
Huyu ni ndugu yangu na sitamuacha nyuma.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenyans forget so fast.

The socialite and hoodrat who trended on social media 3 years ago for being a sewer rat, is now being praised for yelling at her relatives in a funeral.

We platform disrespectful characters, then wonder why we have hoodrats in leadership.

Upuzi.

[Premier League @premierleague]

What’s behind Arsenal’s new-look setup? 🤔

The Gunners’ tactical approach is the focus of The Breakdown this week, live now on the Premier League YouTube Channel 📺

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Fat women are very lazy, they literally struggle in everything including breathing. The only time fat women wanatembeanga haraka ni wakiendea mandazi.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Over the weekend, former president Uhuru Kenyatta and his family attended the wedding of one of their heirs. It started at Don Bosco Shrine in Upper Hill, where a simple church wedding was conducted before everyone proceeded to Muthaiga for a garden reception. The reception was simple, classy and full of fun and games.

At some point, the guests basically turned the place into a live podcast for the rich. There was no MC shouting Bag niya nini? As y’all can see, it was a big wedding without fimbo za Maasai, those funny Nigerian regalia tailored by that fundi mkora from the lakeside, or people spraying money as they sing zobu zobu.

No helicopters dropping wash wash mikoras & politicians, no bridesmaids dressed like Christmas decorations, no balloons fighting for oxygen. Just a simple, expensive, well themed wedding. Even the wedding dress was not complicated. Just simple, decent and demure.

No 17 layers of tulle, no dress occupying three seats in the reception, no bride looking like she’s carrying the entire wedding budget on her shoulders. Lakini huyo fundi Mmoja needs to stop being monotonous,, amekua too much!! 🤦🏽‍♂️

There was all sorts of food including sea food that guests didn't even bother to eat. The Alcohol that was being served there was nothing short of Don Julio & Glen, pombe huwa tunazionea tu 1824 where the wealthy go to enjoy rhumba & old school music on Sundays.

Indeed, there is a difference between being rich and being wealthy. Behavioural patterns tell the story. One side is loud, the other is calm. One side wants everyone to know they have money, the other side assumes you already know.

We call it old money. It doesn't shout for attention. Old money speaks in whispers. Sometimes the only evidence is the family tree, the surname and the fact that nobody is asking “How much was the venue? Guests came carrying cheques, small boxes probably gold watches & diamond necklaces.

Kule kwa walala hoii & wannabe middle-class ni Kitanda, Gas cooker, mattress, skeleton sofas & duvet ndio hupeanwo. Another day to remind Wanjiku that marrying into wealth is not a CV application. You cannot expect to marry into a wealthy family when the most expensive asset in your name is an iPhone 17 that you spent nights inspecting ceilings to acquire it.

Nobody is coming to rescue you and your relatives from poverty Njoki. Life is not a Nigerian movie where a mysterious billionaire uncle arrives in a Range Rover & asks for your hand in Mareej.

With your certificate in catering, a father’s homestead sitting on a 50×100 plot somewhere in Kiharu, and your biggest family investment being a chicken that disappears every Christmas, sahau kuolewa kwa matajiri. The best you can get may be a teacher, police officer or fellow hustlers like us.

But getting married into generational wealth? My sistaa that one requires more than a nice dress, good selfies, nose ring, tattoo & good blow job skills. The rich may marry the rich, wewe shinda hapo na hizo standard zako za matakataka na kwenyu hakuna mtu ashai kula sushi. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Loooooooooool Jesus Christ

[Ken Lelekoitien @Kenlelekoiten]

A drunkard's church in Eldama Ravine. So far, this is the only church that 90% of it's members will go straight to heaven,without Angels barricading their way.

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Fleetwood Town’s reaction to being drawn at Home against Arsenal in the Carabao Cup. 🎥 😅

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

Junet Mohamed Sheikh is killing me with laughter. Please someone talk to him! His Migori speech was hilarious. 😂

[Seven @imabseas]

This kinda love >>>

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

5 decades ago… Olu Jacobs as Geoffrey Ademola in the 1976 British series “The Crezz.” 🕊️

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

This reminds me of this video have watched of this lady from Marakwet East and it has reminded me of my young teenage life, we used to do this with my brothers and cousins. Nowadays we use tractors, how life changes.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Nicholas Kioko saw this red flag in his wife and ignored it. He saw his wife chatting and flirting with politicians but never questioned it. Kamba men are so weak.