Tiffany

#boymom, mental health ops | ex @twitter, @deloitte and startups

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“I’d say we’re 5 to 10 years out from robots playing in the NBA.” - @_rambo_king

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“No you can’t call me booger.” - me
“I’m sad now.” - my four year old

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This suit is high key a vibe. Can’t miss green in a sea of purple.

[ESPN @espn]

Kim Mulkey wanted the timeout after an early Iowa lead.

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“Ya you could go to dillards or macys” my husband when I mention I need a new dress.

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I was way more invested in this NC State - Oakland game than I thought I’d be. And I need a minute.

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There’s only one right answer.

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“I found love in the pods.” What a time to be alive.

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This looks like a job for Paw Patrol.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Heroic rescue made as semi-truck hangs off a bridge over the Ohio River.

Insane.

The truck was hanging over the Ohio River on the Clark Memorial Bridge, also known as the 2nd Street Bridge after getting into a collision.

The crash initially happened around noon according to officials and other vehicles were involved.

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Y’all remember Mapquest?

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Having 3 boys is like the monkey exhibit at the zoo, the one where one of them has his butt up on the glass and the other two are wrestling in a death match.

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The Greatest.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The voice of our game.

MLB Network mourns the passing of Vin Scully.

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@jrlm8 😂 he would go on strike

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@_rambo_king @C_Rice1 @KnightsBaseball @KauligRacing @MattKaulig did you win

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Wordle 289 3/6

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Getting a 2 yr old and 7 month old out the door in the morning is an Olympic sport and the prize is taking a year off your life.

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@bkurle if you’re in arizona, it’s scorpion and it’s 50% 🦂

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@TheHeens @cocomelonkids

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I just refuse to believe that the same parents that named their kids YoYo and TomTom named their third kid JJ. @cocomelonkids

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Do other people’s husbands get a new shirt and have to wear it nonstop for a week ??

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Just jumping on here to say GO DODGERS #BeatSF 🔥