Jonathan Wagner

I talk to computers. Occasionally they listen.

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Kansas City, we've got company tonight and for the next while. Don't act a fool.

And, enjoy the peace, love, and joy of the summer ahead!

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@ImBlake Hear me out. Nuclear Data Centers.

[Brett Adcock @adcock_brett]

Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 https://t.co/IdZR0T1F5I

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@ImBlake

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

As part of preparations for America’s 250th anniversary, Interior is reviewing wildlife nomenclature to better reflect the nation’s history and character.

Following this review, the raccoon (Procyon lotor) will be renamed the Liberty Bandit, effective April 1, 2026.

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@ajlamesa @garrytan Even our local NPR affiliate recognizes that the loss of fares created a huge budget issue for the KCATA. https://t.co/sasbjImkN1

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@ImBlake I was very skeptical of my smart dishwasher but it does remind me to add dishwasher fluid when it is low which I now do regularly instead of adding once and forgetting until the machine dies :)

[Hudi Productions @hudsononeill15]

Christmas Eve dinner in Kansas City, Missouri, when someone says a dome stadium is good for the Chiefs and the fanbase

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@imblake

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

we stared into the slop, and the slop stared back

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Felt cute, might shoot blood out of eyes later…

[Firefly Aerospace @FireflySpace]

Blue Ghost’s shadow seen on the Moon’s surface! We’ll continue to share images and updates throughout our surface operations. #BGM1

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@levelsio One of the ways you can try to scale simulations like this is doing server side area of interest culling. This complicates things substantially but can mitigate transmitting all position data to all players. You would need to reduce the density of entities to have this help

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

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[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@imblake An Executive Order Requiring Cinnamon Roll Baking Instructions To Remain Intact Upon Opening

[Boom Supersonic @boomsupersonic]

Happening Now. Watch XB-1's supersonic test flight in real-time. Join us and see XB-1 break the sound barrier from the viewpoint of our chase aircraft. https://t.co/xCdmO9yH33

[Jonathan Wagner @tigeba]

@jessesingal Yes.

[Arthur Bryant's Barbeque @ArthurBryantsKC]

Just like with their BBQ, Texas football is inferior to Kansas City.