Crusty Rhodes

Youngest Underwriter in Public Radio History, World’s Coolest Dad , Former Pro Wrestling Manager & Stand Up Comic, Rad Dude.

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@TheEmilJay Because on that day there will be no more trains, gangbangs or orgies. No more hand, blow or rim jobs.

It will be the darkest day indeed.

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Cis cis cis cis cis cis cis fuck you elon

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@SeanRossSapp Glass Phil? Can’t you only play him for 2 matches before getting hurt?

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@Brodyxking @DarbyAllin Legally it does not count if you hit a sex pest.

Morally it’s 10 points.

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@MattyBrema @TheDukeJWM In the battle of people who should never be given a platform to speak the real loser will be anyone who has to listen to them speak.

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The sticker may say “Long. Live. GCW.” But the adhesive says “I’m only sticking around two weeks.” @GCWrestling_ @gcwmerch

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Excuse me @DevonESawa were you like 19 while the rest of the cast were 9 and 10?

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Watching the forgotten classic Little Giants with my 2 year old. His review “It’s a movie WITH FOOTBALL!”

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@DanhausenAD @TheMattCardona He also swears an awful lot.

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@NathynwithaY When fresh allegations dropped but you worked too hard on your one man show about Vince McMahon to stop now.

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That’s what they consider streaking? If taking off your shirt and getting tackled is streaking then I spent a majority of my college career streaking. #SuperBowl #streaker #superbowlstreaker

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Are all of Usher’s concerts this rollerskating heavy? #SuperBowl

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@bradthacker They almost had ya. Next time you won’t be so lucky

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@dannydemanto If you call instead of texting I’m going in assuming someone is dead or dying.

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@bradthacker Some aren’t doing it in secret

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@RichHomieJuice @IsThisWrestling Allowed to talk about wrestling? Sure.

Allowed to talk about current events? Fuck fucking no.

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@davidhogg111 @MarkHamill Gassing you up is Luke Skywalker

Trying to talk shit is … was he in like an Apple commercial or something? Idk what his claim to fame is.

I’ll take the Jedi opinion

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@ChefCercies @Lauderdale11 Couldn’t book Jericho’s wife tho

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@newheightshow as I watch clips on TikTok I’m starting to think Jason might just be a grizzly bear version of Larry David.