Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood

Your either hot or your due 📞📞📞

[Justin "the snowplow" Traphouse @jtraphouse99]

As a NESCAC hockey player, there is no better feeling than learning your healthy scratched.

Getting hammered pre game, watching the fellas destroy wesleyan, and then still boning a chick three years younger at the mixer later? Sign me the fuck up. #ThatswhyweNESCAC

[Warren “Diesel” Sullivan @WarrenSully82]

Here is a tier list of NESCAC schools based on how comfortable I would be if I had a long distance girlfriend attending them #NESCAC

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Bad dust holy fakkk

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

#ballknower

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

@vitospuckpicks #shrinkyourlife nice AI photo Vito

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Seattle Kraken fans are losing their minds because Jizzy Hughes and team USA are on a 2 day bender. Hahahah grow up liberals. #Ilovemycountry

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

New tec #drunk

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Throwback to last Saturday night. Holy fuck I’m still stung. Went off the rocker #israel

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Shoot to get hot and shoot to stay hot. #ohmygoodnessvalentine

[Harlon “hard rim” Harrison @hitandpin13]

Rufus du snow… #bagman #bag #expand

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

I need freshman huzz @hitandpin13

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

@hitandpin13 Hella foreshadowing cuz that dumb ass Arab khamzat just won

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Khamzat just manhandled a dude and made millions for laying on top of him. That’s so fucked I just watched 2 dudes dry hump for 25 minutes. Fuck that #shrink

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

@hitandpin13 @deanbapes27 Double down, Harlon. Wishing you good luck.

-Eagle

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

At the gym today hitting chest. Gay male walks over and smells like a fucking perfume store. Almost threw up and punched him in the face. I’m all for having minimal respect for gay people but I think that dude made me lose every last bit of it. #shrink

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

if you don’t have white footjoy golf shoes and rainbow slides to put on after your round, don’t talk to me. #fuckyou

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Gonna take a page out of this guys book and put my shorts this low everyday. Just doesn’t give any fucks #lowridaa

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Got a sore lip rn. Put so many chews in my lip at the golf outing I feel like Stephen Hawking #expand

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

Eating a pack of these at 10 years old is the equivalent of taking a blue chew and a honey pack before hitting the bar today.

[Earl “The Eagle” Eastwood @tightgap19]

A drunk cig is the equivalent of going bardown glove side #ilovecigarettes #expand