Tiki Leff

queen of dino-riding fire breathing disco pirates in space. probably legally insane. definitely awesome.

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Thought I was going to bed early. Watching professional ultimate frisbee instead.

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I think @Sting should start a hockey league called The Scorpions with an entry song that is the metal version of Desert Rose. Dear world, let’s make this happen.

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Top of the 15th? Really? I’m tired!

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There are 3 people on my favorites list that are dead now. Is that sad?

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When in #Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar. #ETID

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Netflix screwed up last night.

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Dear anyone who has had their wedding song be “I’ll be Watching You” … good luck with your divorce.

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@FaulknerKristen congrats on everything from your cousin in Chicago! I’m a Faulkner originally from CT and I’m watching you in the Tour! So proud of you during the Olympics. You’re going to own this race too. 💕

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But my lip. #blessed

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We knew Michael Cohen was trouble when he walked in https://t.co/18LauU5MQ9 via @MSNBC #tswift

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How does @Panera offer breakfast until 11:00 and they tell me it’s too late at 10:33???? Bad service.

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If we could remind more people to become an #organdonor then we could lose less people that need them.

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@panerabread it would be really nice if someone could actually be there to listen for when someone has a complaint or something else to talk about because you guys are ridiculous and I really wish someone would reach out to me so please do

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Dear @panerabread you call this a good amount of protein? I had to combine two of the same sandwiches to make it okay.

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Apparently if someone pretends to be me it doesn’t go against their “community standards” even though it’s slanderous.

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Memories become stories when we forget them. #DoctorWho

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@McDonalds thanks for not making my burger the right way. Didn’t notice until I got home.

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Hey @tacobell is this really what you call a burrito?

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When your parrot helps you puzzle at weird times in the morning. #birdlady

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When @TurkishAirlines hits your husband with a food cart