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Just hoping to get in one swim before the end of summer

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I know the rule is only 2 weeks, but after what just happened I'm staying out of the pool for at least a month.

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@willbebagun RIP to Ol' Yeller. I know they'd been with you a long time.

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I'm normally not a gambler, but when the only stakes are a 3-year-old pair of boxers, you almost can't afford NOT to play!

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Fortunately, the two weeks isn't cumulative, so this latest bout of persistent tummy troubles only has me about 13 days, 23 hours, and 55 minutes from getting back in a pool.

In a related story, I just threw away my underwear in a bathroom trash can!

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If you're tired of waiting in the exam room for the doctor, just go ahead and cut that fart loose. It's like rubbing the genie's lamp!

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Is there a two-week rule for the ocean like there is for a swimming pool?

Asking for a friend . . .

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Oh, wait. Nevermind.

I DID have corn at dinner last night.

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@jonmc50 How long do I have to wait after diarrhea to get my Chakras balanced?

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@willbebagun Great success!

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@MindFPodcast @stripmallkarate

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@willbebagun Any advice on pooping in Philadelphia?

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@willbebagun

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2 breakfast burritos this morning.

2 (more) weeks until I can get into a swimming pool.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but that seems like an awfully big coincidence.

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@Reductress I heard putting it in a paper bag and lighting it on fire helps release additional nutrients into the soil.

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I haven't made much progress towards the goal, but after back to back solid efforts this morning (pre- and post-shower), I'm feeling light on my feet and ready to attack the day! #poop #shower #pool #attacktheday

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I truly and deeply regret disappointing all of you, and I want you to know that I will give it 110% until this dream becomes a reality. #Poop #pool #thoughtsandprayers

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I'm sad to say that it looks like our timeline will have to be pushed out a little bit. After a disappointing visit to the toilet this afternoon, there is not enough time left before the pool closes for the year.

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Even though my dream is for some fun in the sun, once I am over the initial shock of this disappointment, I will probably keep it up and maybe try to go to an indoor pool over the winter.

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@willbebagun Target acquired:

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Ted couldn’t believe this was finally happening to him. And then he remembered the Chalupa Supreme.