Chris

Christian. 🏈 fan (49ers). Hubby & dad. Coach of lil ones. Travel some. Chill some. I watch football more than some.

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Insane to me.

[Juice TD Tracker (2) @TheJuiceTDGuy]

I maintain my theory that her husband is a cuck and enjoyed this and is still enjoying it.

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Whatever. Networking matters. Cry now but you’ll benefit from your connections too. 💩 happens.

[NFC North News @NFCNorthNewss]

🚨🚨BREAKING: #Packers Head Coach Matt LaFleur says it’s NOT FAIR the #Vikings were able to acquire Kirk Cousins for a 3rd round pick:

“Obviously he’s very familiar with the system, he’s intelligent, but I was surprised the #Raiders would trade him for a 3rd round pick, I was shocked. How is that fair? Is Mahomes gonna get moved for a 2nd now or do we only make discount trades like that with former colleagues.”

SHOTS FIRED. 🍿🍿🍿

[Rickey Victory @MrRickeyVictory]

Just gonna leave this right here.

[Chris @tiltedhat]

@young_naeto ✌️ ignore & move on. Nobody’s got time for that lol

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Where the fuck is @peta?

[Chris @tiltedhat]

@guerrerovlopez 😂 Man, I shoulda got that degree in sports medicine/ physical therapy. Eeeaaassssyy money lol

[Chris @tiltedhat]

I had a complete tear of my bicep tendon and my surgeon didn’t say a damn thing about icing every 2 hours 🤷‍♂️

[Guerrero Lopez @guerrerovlopez]

I had surgery to repair a torn bicep back in March and had to ice every 2 hours. If we didn't have the Cybertruck, we would have had to cancel our road trip. Luckily I was able to keep up on icing. Once cleared to drive, the steer-by-wire made it easy to drive with one hand. I barely had to do that thanks to FSD.

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Absolutely ridiculous

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Trevor Lawrence said he had never been taught proper footwork until Liam Coen joined as Jacksonville’s head coach

The Jaguars are currently 5-2 and have one of the teams in the NFL

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Please can we just focus on our country. For once. Regardless of party. Both sides are guilty.

We The People just want to see that our Gov. is working to fix its own financial gaps over prioritizing outgoing cash to other counties.

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 INFURIATING: Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac announces her number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia.

"Hopefully we will be able to help our former country Somalia!"

Ban them from holding office.

[George Bruno | Divorce/Loss Recovery @GeorgeBruno]

RULES TO TEACH YOUR SONS

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The other for her.
14. Marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play.
25. Manners make the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings
30. Be confident & humble at the same time
31. When in doubt, remember whose son you are

[Democrats For Steve Hilton @DemsForSteve]

If I can leave you with one thing this Tuesday, it's this: Steve Hilton is running for governor of California & is separate from Trump. And your hate for Trump isn't going to fix the homeless problem, your bills, or California's infrastructure.

Voting for someone just because there's a D next to their name doesn't benefit you. You LOSE when you let your hatred of Trump stand in the way of a truly great candidate who's ready to show up for Californians as our next governor.

Becerra will make your life more expensive. He'll make you even more afraid to walk around neighborhoods that used to be safe. And you'll watch more of your friends pack their bags for Florida.

Don't be afraid to check the Republican box this time!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

TODAY is Election Day, Steve Hilton says to “Ignore the polls.” He says he can still win the Governor’s race in California. VOTE RED, Steve Hilton is promising:

- Abolish the income tax for the first $150,000
- $3 gas
- $73 vehicle registration fees
- Cut utility and electricity bills in half
- Completely end mass homelessness by the end of 2027 with all encampments cleared
- End high-speed rail project and cut government waste
- Affordable starter homes for young families

The choice is so obvious. California needs Steve Hilton

Imagine promising all this amazing change and still having a chance of losing to a Democrat who wants to keep everything the same and implement new taxes….

The only reason the race would be even close is because California is so flooded with illegals that shouldn’t be here voting and mail in ballots fraud

VOTE RED

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨HEARTBREAKING🚨🚨

Former #NFL star Joe Mixon shared an emotional message following the tragic plane crash in Florida that claimed nine lives.

Mixon revealed he flew on the EXACT SAME plane last month with the same two pilots, whom he described as incredible people.

“My heart, thoughts, and prayers go out to the grieving families.”

DEVASTATING 💔

[Chris @tiltedhat]

If we’re excited about an update that he’s WALKING, then we ain’t seeing him before Week 13 lol.

[Dre Area Sports 🎙️ @DreareaSports]

#49ers WR De'Zhaun Stribling was seen walking around the facility without crutches or any sort of brace/support on his lower leg, per @mattbarrows

[Savage @Savageboston]

Josh Down likely to be traded for a fourth round pick, not a third like the Colts want.

Per: @Schultz_Report

🤔

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Not worth it. He’s a FA at the end of the year. You’re trading a 3rd for a 9 game rental at WR. He’s still gotta pick up the playbook.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

🚨𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: Colts WR Josh Downs can be aquired for a third-round pick.
(@AdamSchefter)

[After the Whistle Sports @AfterWhstSports]

The #Ravens have been active this morning. They called the #49ers on QB Mac Jones. However, they seem to be pretty far off on compensation.

[Chris @tiltedhat]

Money must be getting tight. Cue up the damage control PR.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk has hired Drew Rosenhaus for representation, and the agent said that he is “working on getting him back to work and playing again in the NFL.”