Tim Cosford

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@ncdc919 @RealCandaceO Face like a balloon animal!!

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@RealCandaceO Thanks for the Confirmation!

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@Matt37280300 @RealCandaceO Like?

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@onlyskypace 55

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@HawksFCOfficial Redhill are massive! Everywhere we go!

[Redhill FC @redhillfc]

🦞Away Day travel🦞

Some of our supporters have arranged a Coach for the trip down to @HawksFCOfficial for our game in the @EmiratesFACup 2nd RQ on Saturday. We only have 4 seats left, £18 per seat,if your interested please contact Robbie or Tim,details below.
#UptheLobsters🦞

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

Self-employed people need support beyond May 31st @RishiSunak, please increase our support in line with the employed
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[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@RadioX A few friends and I were dancing at a Kasabian gig, about half way through our friend Brad pulls out an inhaler and takes a puff. He's now known as "Brad the Inhaler"

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

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[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@Bradleysw1_B They done me as well.

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@driscoll007 you a melt chop I should have just unfollwed you and stuck with it!

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@frankieboyle Oscar gets off scott free and does a bathroom door reinforcement advert where he attachs a nail gun to one of his stumps!

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@geve7 you finally having that Stickadicktome operation?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

There HAS to be a transsexual whose e-mail address is "[email protected]".

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@tim_cosford @holmesy31
Listen Carl Homo, go and ask one of ur mates ' if you have any' to explain the joke to u ! Im crying with boredom

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

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[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

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[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

@holmesy31 its not the horse thats illegal its illegaly miss selling 'beef burgers' by putting horse in the ingredients. #bore off

[Tim Cosford @tim_cosford]

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