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We believe in constitutional action in normal times; we believe in revolutionary action in exceptional times.

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@TheFreeSeaElf He's basically Michael Corleone from Godfather II

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@iPad_Latino All they had to say was "thanks, I'll photograph the pages and have chatgpt summarize it for me" like a normal person would

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@Dexerto rich cunts see a metal tube bound for unnatural altitudes and just can't fucken help themselves

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@dietcoke4evaaaa It's to stop them from escaping

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@daveweigel what the fuck it's literally the first line

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@quiet_homeboy It must be to challenge the widespread societal belief that all kidney transplant recipients are eunuchs.

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@Feldfrog One gets paid and one does it just for the love of the sport

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@quiet_homeboy Drug overdose early twenties for sure

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@chiky_handlr He's very obviously keeping low to avoid hitting the helicopter's rotor blades. Liberals will twist anything just to make Trump look bad

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@BeigeFrequency he's a zionist, what do you think?

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@Brett_327 the bottom three settings are for when you're using the toaster as an improvised detonator when blowing up an apartment

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@ettingermentum it's not that that they're wrong, it's just that they've missed the central point of this opening sentence, which is that "Ishmael" is actually short for "Fishmael" and that the narrator was the whale the whole time.

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@thats_canceled it's not macaroni and cheese unless it comes from the macaroni region of Italy.

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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa "tasteful cleavage" and it's just his head being split in two by an axe.

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@KarinMary1 @nettieg3 @HelenaT57230672 Most drivers pay the ACC levies associated with driving a car through taxes on unleaded 91/95. There are no ACC levies on diesel, and electric vehicle drivers do not purchase any fuel. They pay more for registration to make up for it. Make sense now?

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@KarinMary1 @nettieg3 @HelenaT57230672 because neither pay for ACC levies via fuel tax.

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@quiet_homeboy

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@quiet_homeboy The hard part is getting away with it and then not being able to tell anyone you got away with it.

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@terrafically

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@BonerWizard The Capital - Vol 4