Tim Kemner

Steamfitters Local 420

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

It's not that deep babe we can make it!

Dang I think I caught a floating log under the truck...

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage

- C.S. Lewis

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

there’s some kid who’s gonna see some absolute tug boats at the lake today and it is going to alter the trajectory of his life and that’s just beautiful to me

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

My man Darren Waller is back!

Play the song!

[TLN 🥍 @LacrosseNetwork]

Why does an undrafted rookie have the top-selling PLL jersey in 2025? 🧐

Josh Balcarcel is a rookie out of @Marist_MensLax, who was signed by @PLLRedwoods after the draft.

In 2024, Balcarcel was selected to wear the honorary No. 34 jersey at Marist. This number is special because it was worn by a player named Eddie Coombs, who tragically passed away in a car accident in 2011.

Balcarcel wore 34 for two seasons at Marist and is now carrying on the tradition in @PremierLacrosse. After scoring a goal last weekend and having his story told on the ESPN broadcast, fans have been showing their love by purchasing his jersey ❤️

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

If I get hit by a car the day before I turn 65 who inherits my fucking money

[vanko @cousinvanko]

I live in Vegas, my mom works on the strip, can confirm, shit is super dead, and only people here are likely to have booked a while ago, whoever comes for conferences, and even then these people aren't spending

[2008-17 capitals survivor @averagecapsfan]

Honored to be included but shocked at the choice

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

14,000 keystone pipeline workers were fired day 1 of The Biden Admin and they were told to find green jobs. Did you put any of them on TV @60Minutes?

[Tim Kemner @tim_kemner]

@greenlight @JOEL9ONE @fcoxx_91 @Eagles @BetMGM @BarstoolPhilly

[Ali @aliwhitesox]

Tweeting my favorite D Rose video in honor of Derrick Rose night

[Jordan Noone 🇺🇸 @jordannoone]

Going to be an exciting year

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

A college club hockey team just beat the defending D1 national champions... 🤯

[greg @greg16676935420]

8 days

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Thousands of children in #WNC woke up to Christmas presents outside their homes, motel rooms, or RVs this morning.

The non-profit, Beloved Asheville confirms it handed out over 3,000 presents overnight to children impacted by Hurricane Helene.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.

[Bourbon Brotherhood @BourbonBrother]

Cheers to George T. Stagg, who was born this day in 1835. After the Civil War, he and Col. EH Taylor bought the OFC Distillery (now Buffalo Trace). Sip some George T Stagg or Stagg Jr bourbon, if you can find it!
#bourbon #whiskey #kentuckyhistory #kyhistory @BuffaloTrace

[Willy Donovan @willydgtg901]

As an honorary member of the PAC, I feel the need to say this:

If Jeanty doesn’t win the Heisman after rushing for 2000 yards and 30 TDs & leading his team to the CFP, the award has lost all meaning and purpose

Especially when he loses it to a media hyped showman who’s #1 stat is “snaps played”

It’s really bad that it’s even a conversation

[JD Vance @JDVance]

One of the most important skills I see in successful (and good) people is to constantly reevaluate assumptions. They make predictions based on various inputs, some of them unknown, and reevaluate based on what they got right and wrong. They trust people not because they're always right--no one is--but because if you're constantly seeking the truth it's easy to identify those who are doing the same.

If you were confident that Donald J. Trump was going to lose, maybe you should question what else you "know" about him. Maybe the people who misled you about his electoral chances have misled you about other things.

In the words of Cormac McCarthy, "If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"