T I M

I have a book coming out soon, I shouldn't have eaten it really
| (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I hate myself ♥

MadLadVlogz

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Shut your silly mouth, you four-eyed nerd
Kick rocks, scram, why you even talking to me?
You're a loser, I'm cool, you're just too stupid to see
You don't even have a skateboard, you still have a PS3
You wanna kiss your teacher, you cried when you scraped your knee
Beat it, dweeb

[Miguel Vasquez 3D @MiguelVasquez3D]

Marge Simpson.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

being separated from the people in my life this summer has really given me perspective and time to reflect on my relationships and now i truly appreciate i don’t need any of these bitches bye

[Max @maxmoefoe]

Who you simping for?

[Umbrella Academy @UmbrellaAcad]

Time travel is messy. The Hargreeves are back July 31 🙂

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

THE BATTLE FOR BEERTROPOLIS HAS BEGUN!

WHO WILL WIN?

YOU DECIDE!

👉👉👉 https://t.co/WOyGfr3Khx

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

it's insane how fast the years go by... blowing out 15 candles for From Under The Cork today 🎂 we couldn't have done it without all of you.

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Yo!
America hates communists BUT they literally call themselves US 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
#Trump2024

[T I M @tim_langley2]

🙏 🙏
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Vivi @KlaineDreamLove]

The history book children need to study everything that happened in 2020 #KimJongUnDead

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Its time for us to leave her
Leave her Johnny leave her
Oh, Leave her Johnny leave her
For voyage is done and the winds don't blow
And its time for us to leave her

[T I M @tim_langley2]

LOCKDOWN
BORED
HAHA FUNNY
#falloutboy #twentyonepilots

[T I M @tim_langley2]

@ZeSmol Le Miserable Balls

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Now people always say "Ooh they're so gross and slimy, look at the little oily basterd". Well that may be true for the Salamander but don't drag the Newt into that dilemma. Newts are typically more dry. Land Animals. Now that's your Newt/Salamander fact for the day.

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Can you shave
Can you shave my

Heavy Dinosaur

[T I M @tim_langley2]

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything,
trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

The Fall Out Boy Fund is making a $100k donation to the Chicago Community COVID-19 Response Fund. The money will help support the local food banks, direct monetary support for those who have suffered loss of income & jobs as a result of COVID-19 & much more.

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

GET READY! 🍻

Our Next Episode with @rackareal is going live in 4 HOURS! ⏰

Here's a perfectly timed photo from the aftermath (this one got messy.) 🤮

🔔SUBSCRIBE : https://t.co/Ux0ZjAbfla

[T I M @tim_langley2]

Don't be a dick and Stay the Fuck at Home

[T I M @tim_langley2]

This is the best lockdown.
There's been no other like it.

Make Lockdowns Great Again!