Tim Ojo

Christian, Husband, Father, Software Engineer - Machine Learning @CapitalOneTech, @Pluralsight author, conference SWAG lover, Introvert, cake addict 🍰!

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events.

You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry.

Talk to real human beings in real life.

You’ll feel better.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Santiago @svpino]

Vibe-coding feels like magic.

Until you're the one cleaning up the magic later.

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

@RdgRnr1960 @AreenFinnegan @KingHenry_2 @1kalwaysopen_ Ghost Town by Kanye West

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

🤣

[Penny @pennyelizabeths]

@Goodtweet_man No.

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

@KDTrey5 @NBA2K

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I swear this happens

[Andy Young @anerdguynow]

Do devs still create little tools or scripts that address dev pain points and/or make them and the rest of the team more productive? This has been super commonplace during my career, but I almost never see this anymore. Everyone is too busy working on user stories. 🫤

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

@MySportsUpdate Sean Payton got an A- ??? 👀👀

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

@kevinwildes Is Kadarius Toney playing? 👀

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

@KyleP979 @danielinfresno @BarstoolBigCat Watch the games

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

White Lies

[shadcn @shadcn]

One of the joys of life is making an API request and getting JSON back.

I dunno how to explain it.

[Chris Sev @chris__sev]

Turn on this VS @code Sticky Scroll setting and never be lost again

[ProphetX Hoops @ProphetX_Hoops]

Bro thinks he's Steph Curry 😭

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

Microservices should be used to scale teams, not improve code.

[DHH @dhh]

If you're unable to create a majestic monolith with basic programming tools like encapsulation and namespaces, you don't have what it takes to improve upon the situation with a distributed swarm of microservices. Your spaghetti code will just be on five different plates.

[Tim Ojo @tim_ojo]

I like how there’s a Product Owner, a Product Manager, and a Project Manager 😂

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Dave needs to work faster, https://t.co/hjwKYn8F0N

[George Mack @george__mack]

6. Inflationary Industries vs Deflationary Industries

• Why are hospital services and college tuition fees getting more expensive?

• Why are TVs and software getting cheaper?

[Vlad Mihalcea @vlad_mihalcea]

Unlike Maths or Physics, software patterns are more about opinions than facts.