Tim Winland

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

As a COMEDIAN let me say this about that…

Jimmy Kimmel out here doing comedy math after the fact.
“Oh no, you see… the joke was about the age difference.”

Was it?
That’s fascinating… because not ONE WORD about age showed up in the setup.

That’s like me punching you in the face and then explaining,
“No, no… that was actually about climate change.”

Well you might say that now… but that ain’t what just happened.

Comedy has rules. Not a lot… but the ones we got matter.
Setup… THEN punchline.
You don’t get to do the punchline first and then hold a press conference explaining what the joke meant.

That’s not stand-up… that’s damage control.

If the joke was about Trump being 80 and Melania being 50 you gotta SAY THAT. You gotta walk us down that road.
You don’t just teleport to the punchline and then act like the audience missed the turn.
That ain’t a joke… that’s a BS excuse.
And comedians know this.
That’s Comedy 101.
That’s Day One, open mic, two-drink minimum, “please clap” level stuff.

So no… it wasn’t about age.
Because if it was, the audience would’ve HEARD IT.

What it really was…
was a disgustingly bad joke!

[MajorityPAC @MajorityPAC_com]

Let's Remind America, you haven't left the Democrat Party, they've left you. Watch a younger Chuck Schumer saying things he would be excommunicated from the Democrat Party if he said them today.

[Sean Grande @SeanGrandePBP]

The Boston Celtics blow out New Orleans and have clinched the 2-seed in the East and their 27th Atlantic Division Championship.

It’s the 5th straight year they’ve won the Atlantic, matching the franchise record (1972-76, 1984-88, 2008-12, 2022-26)

[Sean Grande @SeanGrandePBP]

5 straight 50 win season for the Celtics for the first time since 1988.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I've been holding back on this, but I'm just gonna let loose...

So many of these "protestors" here in Asheville NC have had their lives DRAMATICALLY improved by President Trump.

Trump's FEMA resolved 80% of ALL open Hurricane Helene cases Biden left sitting 116 days... in 5 DAYS.

Trump's DOT gave nearly $2 BILLION to fix roads and bridges in WNC, which is the largest Emergency Relief allocation in federal highway history.

Trump's DOT reopened I-40 in 5 months. Everyone said it would take years.

Trump's HUD approved $1.4 billion for Helene housing recovery so fast that even Democrat Governor Josh Stein publicly thanked him for it.

Trump's USDA delivered $221 million directly to WNC farmers who lost everything.

Trump gave NC 6 full months of 100% federal cost coverage — one of the longest in FEMA history.

The same people driving on rebuilt roads, drinking clean water, living the comeback... are out here protesting the man who made most of it happen.

JUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!!

It's not that hard.

He knew you hated him before the storm.

He knew that when he landed in Asheville.

And guess what?

HE SHOWED UP AND HELPED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!!!

And today you grabbed your little sign and costumes, got in your little Subaru, you drove on those rebuilt roads, over those rebuilt bridges, passed rebuilt houses and rebuilt parks, to protest a man who helped your city.

You look stupid, out of touch, and insanely ungrateful.

[The Glue Guy Podcast @GlueGuyPodcast]

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[Sean Grande @SeanGrandePBP]

With their win here in Charlotte, the Boston Celtics have clinched a playoff spot for the 12th consecutive year.

They’ve now reached the postseason in 18 of the last 19 years, 22 of 25.

In the last quarter century, no one has played (288), or won (157) more playoff games.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

No miracle needed this time around 🥇 @colincowherd

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

@TheOfficerTatum “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” JFK

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Charles Barkley is repping his USA jersey today for men's hockey 🇺🇸 🏒

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Brick Street in Oxford, OH reaction
Jack Hughes’ USA Gold Medal OT winner

🎥 @BrickStOxford

[Jackie Redmond @Jackie_Redmond]

Jack Eichel - as emotional as I’ve EVER seen him after winning gold with 🇺🇸:

“It just means the world to be here, you know? It’s tough to get it out…I’m so emotional. I’m sorry…I don’t know why…”

This interview, man.🥺🥺🥺

#MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics #VegasBorn #TeamUSA

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Our goalie decided we weren’t gonna lose today.. One of the greatest American sport performances of all time

🗣🗣 THANK YOU FOR STANDING ON YOUR HEAD CONNOR HELLEBUYCK

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ESPN @espn]

Jack Hughes with an all-time quote after his all-time moment in the Olympics 🙌🥇

[Kenan @kennyB_13]

@NBCOlympics Jack has free beers for life in any bar in all 50 States

[ind @indurose]

@NBCOlympics Yes. Don’t forget the guy who saved 41 shots out of 42 from Canada.

[Dahvie🔬 @dahviemaxi]

@NBCOlympics What a win
What a warrior

[Robert Zimmerman Jr. @rzimmermanjr]

CONGRATS TO TEAM USA AND THE MEN’S ICE HOCKEY SQUAD FOR BRINGING HOME GOLD.

THIS IS WHAT AMERICA LOOKS LIKE WHEN WE STOP PLAYING SMALL.

TOUGH.
UNSELFISH.
DISCIPLINED.
BUILT FOR THE MOMENT.

JACK HUGHES SAID IT BEST: “THIS IS ALL ABOUT OUR COUNTRY. I LOVE THE USA.”

THAT’S THE ENERGY. NOT TRIBES. NOT DIVISION.

ONE FLAG.
ONE TEAM.
ONE NATION THAT STILL KNOWS HOW TO STAND TOGETHER AND WIN.

REPOST IF YOU’RE PROUD TO BE AMERICAN.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

If the Milky Way was the size of North America, the Sun would be: