What *some* colleges are doing isn't so far from a bait-and-switch. Lay out implausible conditions under which college could commence w/o COVID spread. Get tuition on premise of an in-person experience. Blame students when the conditions are inevitably violated. Then go online.
What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!
DH Hill Library
4/29 18:09
Staff reported a person attempting to touch people's feet. Officers checked the area but where unable to locate any persons involved nor any person reporting their feet were touched.